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Highly Consistent Free Wins*

Modern Competitive Netdeck

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*Every condition applies. Offer not valid 86.667% of the time or if opponent has a legal deck. No reasonable purchase necessary or recommended. Consult your doctor before playing this deck. Consult your euthenasia specialist before consulting your doctor about playing this deck. Consult your dog before consulting your euthanasia specialist about consulting your doctor about playing this deck. If you don't have a dog, buy a consultation support dog, then consult your consultation support dog about consulting your euthanasia specialist about consulting your doctor about playing this deck. Ask your fundamental sense of logic if this deck is right for you. Professional driver; closed course. Side effects of considering this deck may include distain from players, disappointment from family members, and your IQ being lower than your shoe size. Side effects may be correlated and not causal. If you consider playing this deck for more than four hours, organize an intervention for yourself. Lobotomies and/or electroshock therapy are encouraged to remove bad habits associated with this deck. If you are pregnant or breastfeeding, you were most likely dragged to FNM against your will; find a new husband who cares. If you have a history of diabetes or heart disease and are considering this deck, pray the disease takes you quickly. If you have a history of alzheimer's, don't play math games. If you have a history of alzheimer's, don't play math games. If you plan on attending a prerelease, shower. If you plan on attending a WPN/DCI sanctioned event, go for a fucking jog instead.

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