For Assholes Only 2: Forever Alone

Modern* Creatureless Cruel Control Land Destruction

Yolo_Von_Bieberswag

Enchantment (30)

• 3x Blood Reckoning
• 4x Contaminated Bond
• 4x Contaminated Ground
• 2x Fertile Ground
• 4x Hissing Miasma
• 4x Pooling Venom
• 2x Soul Bleed
• 3x Spreading Algae
• 4x Stab Wound

Land (18)

• 3x Blooming Marsh
• 7x Forest
• 4x Swamp
• 2x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 2x Woodland Cemetery

Instant (3)

• 3x Fog

Artifact (3)

• 2x Icy Manipulator
• 1x Witchbane Orb

Sorcery (6)

• 3x Black Sun's Zenith
• 3x Sylvan Scrying

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Stoneshaker Shaman

Enchantment (1)

• 1x War's Toll

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How to be an asshole 101:

STEP 1: Punish your opponent for tapping lands: Pooling Venom, Contaminated Ground.

STEP 2: Punish your opponent for wanting to keep creatures he paid for in blood: Stab Wound, Soul Bleed.

STEP 3: Punish your opponent for trying to actually use those creatures: Blood Reckoning, Hissing Miasma, Contaminated Bond, Fog.

STEP 4: Punish your opponent for thinking they could have nice things: Spreading Algae, Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, Black Sun's Zenith.

STEP 5: Punish your opponent for trying to stall: Icy Manipulator, Spawning Grounds.

Top Ranked	Achieved #13 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.38
Folders	Ideas, cool decks, control deck, Interesting Modern Decks, Fun Styles, Fun/Casual, Testing