yo mama mtg jokes. got any good ones?

The Blind Eternities forum

Posted on May 7, 2016, 9:35 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME

yo mama so fat she morphs as a 3/3

ThisIsBullshit says... #2

Yo mamas so fat she makes Craterhoof Behemoth look more like Craterhoof Moth

May 7, 2016 9:38 p.m.

Matador says... #3

Yo mamas so fat she made Oloro, Ageless Ascetic go out of his commander zone.

May 7, 2016 10:06 p.m.

Ruffigan says... #4

Yo mamas so dumb she never pays for Rhystic Study

May 7, 2016 10:30 p.m.

yo mama so dumb she thinks Spitting Slug has double strike

May 7, 2016 10:32 p.m.

GreenGhost says... #6

Yo mamas so old she owes Urza a dollar.

May 7, 2016 10:50 p.m.

scopesightzx says... #7

You mama so old she could be Ageless Entity's mama

May 7, 2016 10:52 p.m.

PistonGolem says... #8

Yo mama's so cheap she has a CMC of Zero.

May 7, 2016 10:53 p.m.

Yo mama's so ugly she makes Sorin, Grim Nemesis look like art.

May 7, 2016 11:02 p.m.

tpmains says... #10

Yo mama's so fat, she's got a bigger butt than Tree of Redemption.

May 7, 2016 11:05 p.m.

Lanzo493 says... #11

Your mama's so hairy men need forestwalk just to get to her.

Your mama's been tapped more times than an Island.

Your mama's so fat she boiled and ate Emrakul like ramen.

May 8, 2016 12:40 a.m.

people sure do read carboard crack

May 8, 2016 12:47 a.m.

MirranTitan says... #13

Yo mama so fat she made Colossal Whale say "DAMN!"

May 8, 2016 2:53 a.m.

GreenGhost says... #14

Yo mamas so dumb she played Phage the Untouchable when her opponent played a Hunted Wumpus

May 8, 2016 10:02 a.m.

PistonGolem says... #15

Yo mama's so fat that you need mountainwalk to give her a back massage.

Yo mama's so dumb she played Indestructibility on her Abyssal Persecutor.

May 8, 2016 11:03 a.m.

Ruffigan says... #16

Yo mamas been to jail so many times her nickname is "white border"

May 8, 2016 11:14 a.m.

Lmao these are beautiful

May 8, 2016 11:27 p.m.

ComboCrazy says... #18

Yo mama's so dumb, she cast Dispatch without controlling three artifacts.

May 8, 2016 11:34 p.m.

PistonGolem says... #19

Yo mama's so dumb that she doesn't understand Storm Crow

May 9, 2016 9:16 a.m.

This discussion has been closed