Critter Fritters!

Pauper* Aggro Budget Enchantment Mono-Red Pauper

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Insta Critters (10)

• 4x Rubblebelt Maaka
• 2x Scorchwalker
• 4x Skinbrand Goblin

Heroic Critters (8)

• 4x Akroan Crusader
• 4x Satyr Hoplite

Cyclic Enchantments (8)

• 4x Crown of Flames
• 4x Mark of Fury

Crittorceries (3)

• 3x Inner-Flame Acolyte

Not Creatures (22)

• 22x Mountain

Enchanting Critters (5)

• 4x Nyxborn Rollicker
• 1x Spearpoint Oread

Side Board Swappers (4)

• 4x Rush of Adrenaline

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Sideboard

Other (15)

• 3x Electrickery
• 4x Galvanic Bombardment
• 4x Pyroblast
• 4x Smash to Smithereens

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You like creatures!? We got CREATURES!

Oh yeah! We've got all kinds of creatures!

WE'VE GOT

Heroic Creatures!

These creatures like all the other creatures, and are the feature creatures in critter fritters! Cast them, enchant them, enchance them, get bonuses! Bonuses on bonuses on benefits! Hooray!

Enchanting Critters!

They're lovely and enchanting! They're a Creature, they're an Aura, they're BOTH! When cast in Aura form, they trigger Heroic! If the Hero dies, they're still a creature! So much fun for everyone.

INSTA-Critters!

What's that? You need MORE critters? But, don't you need Instant spells to help boost your other creatures? Oh yeah! Let's get some Critters that do BOTH!
Hey there Rubblebelt Maaka what do you say? You want to be a 3/3 creature for , or hit at instant speed to give +3/+3 for ?
You're hired hip-cat!

Crittorceries!

Okay, okay, that's a really cool word, I know. Don't steal it, it's mine.
Critters that are Sorceries? We've got them too!
Evoke an Inner-Flame Acolyte for +2/0 and Haste for just , or pay the full price, get the bonus AND another critter! Everyone wins!
Well, the critters win. Hopefully not your opponent.
Because that'd be silly.

You're STILL not happy? You want more than just a mess of Critters that do all kinds of other things?

FINE.

CYCLIC ENCHANTMENTS

Ooo, check THIS out! Two Enchantments that keep going back to your hand! One does it automatically, Mark of Fury and the other does it for a price, Crown of Flames.
Both trigger Heroic turn after turn after turn after turn! It's amazing!

Side-Board-Swaptastic!!!

Critters love Adrenaline! AdreNaline Rush will give them that little push to run right over their opposition!
But, what if that's not enough? What if you're in a crazy situation?
Getting your Critters countered and bounced by some silly mage in a blue robe? Bah... Pyroblast'em!
That'll counter those counters!
Woah, woah, woah, how about a million, billion, gagillion Saproling Tokens? That's INTENSE. But you've got a trick for that, an electric trick, in Electrickery!!!
No? Critters too big? Too nasty? Not one-million of them? Okie-dokie-artichokie. Blast the big guys with Galvanic Bombardment! That'll teach them not to come around here no more. I reckon.
Okay, okay, how about something crazy and filled with affinity and artifacts and cheats and traps and nasty nasty who does that anyway?
Smash to Smithereens!!!! 'nuff said.

This deck is fun. It's fast. Fritters. Critters. Mountains. Giant Cats. Serious Satyrs. Boom-shakka-lakka.

Top Ranked	Achieved #35 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.79
Tokens	Soldier 1/1 R
Folders	Pauper, Favs, standard decks, ideas, Pauper Power, Buy maybe