"That title HAS to be clickbait..."
No, kiddo, it's really not.
This is a combo that is known to quite a few people, getting a legendary 20/20 indestructible flyer out on turn two. This is my take of a deck that should run the combo quite smoothly. For those who don't already know what the hell I'm talking about, our main focus is going to be on the land called Dark Depths.
"But wait, TEN ice counters? How are we going to take those counters off by turn two?"
I'm glad you asked, my dude. We're going to abuse Vampire Hexmage's ability and get that Legendary 20/20 'a going.
"What if I dont have one of the pieces I need to combo off?"
Alright, use your tutors. Search for whatever you need.
"Okay, but what if something happens to my 20/20?"
That's why I threw a few Thespian's Stages in there, son. Just target your Dark Depths and have that in reserve just in case.
So, basically, your optimal starting hand should contain a Dark Ritual, a Vampire Hexmage, a Dark Depths, and a Swamp.
Dark Depths, pass turn
Swamp into a Dark Ritual, using two mana to play Vampire Hexmage, sacing her as she resolves, taking off all counters on your Dark Depths. Swing for 20 in the air.
The overall point of this deck is a gimmick, and not meant to be taken seriously. Unless you want to, then by all means, have at it. Tweak this sucker how you want it, I don't care!
Thanks for checking this deck out, and if you have any suggestions, feel free to post them. I'm pretty happy with what this deck has got goin' on right now, seeing that this deck wins (in the majority) turn three, but I have played this and got the turn two kill quite a few times. So hey, send in those card suggestions. Maybe you're seeing something I'm not. Cheers!
