That Simic Slime

Pauper Casual GU (Simic) Midrange Mill Theme/Gimmick

jonjonhholt

Land (19)

• 2x Ash Barrens
• 4x Forest
• 5x Island
• 4x Khalni Garden
• 4x Simic Growth Chamber

Sorcery (28)

• 2x Deep Analysis
• 4x Foresight
• 22x Slime Against Humanity

Creature (6)

• 4x Rubblebelt Maverick
• 2x Tolarian Terror

Instant (7)

• 3x Otherworldly Gaze
• 4x Thought Scour

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Careful Study
• 2x Smell Fear

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get slimed!

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Deck Tech:

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The goal of this deck is to dump a bunch of Slime Against Humanity into the graveyard/exile and be able to play it on turn 3 or 4 as a hopefully 5/5 or even bigger. Land base is super questionable right now but my thinking was Khalni Garden can help us stall out those early turns a bit, Simic Growth Chamber can double dip on that etb but it also makes me feel better about the decks ability to hit land drops each turn with only 18 lands in the list.

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Dumpy:

The first part of our gameplan is to dump as many Slime Against Humanity's into the gy/exile as possible. The new mkm card Rubblebelt Maverick is a perfect one drop for this deck giving us an early blocker and more importantly letting us dump up to 2 cards for 1 mana. In a similar vein, Thought Scour is a great card in this deck as with over 20 copies of Slime Against Humanity you have over a 50% chance to hit at least one copy with Thought Scour. Finally, Foresight is perfect for this list(shoutout PuritanPuree for the rec) as it makes all our future slimes +3/+3 bigger, the card draw on the next turn is also quite nice for having slimes hit the battlefield turn after turn.

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Big Bois:

Now obviously the main heavy hitter in this list is going to be the oozes we get from Slime Against Humanity, with a perfect hand these can come down as big as 7/7 on turn 3 and it really doesnt take much for them to be in the 5/5+ range by turn 3/4. Since we have so many instants/sorceries as well as all of our mill, a few copies of Tolarian Terror are included as they can be deadly when dropped alongside a big slime on turn 4/5.

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Blue Bullshit:

The rest of the deck can kind of be whatever but im choosing to opt for a couple copies of Deep Analysis to keep the slime party going and for a card we LOVE to see milled. Finally there are a couple of counterspells so we have some semblance of interaction.

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As always any thoughts, ideas, and feedback are appreciated and if you liked this list check out my other pauper brews --> jonjonhholt

Top Ranked	Achieved #26 position overall 2 months ago Achieved #2 position in Pauper 2 months ago
Date added	3 months
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.61
Tokens	Ooze 0/0 G, Plant 0/1 G
Folders	Want to build, Pauper, Deck Techs, Pauper Decks