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You've been asking for a link to my croc deck. Have fun with it:

Shedding tears: Golgari Crocodile Tribal

Casual seshiro_of_the_orochi


July 29, 2018 5:20 a.m.

cdkime says... #2

Saw your post on card creation thread regarding phasing. Your initial thought is correct - your permanents only phase in/out during your upkeep.

The relevant rule is 702.25a:

Phasing is a static ability that modifies the rules of the untap step. During each player’s untap step, before the active player untaps permanents, all phased-in permanents with phasing that player controls “phase out.” Simultaneously, all phased-out permanents that had phased out under that player’s control “phase in.” (Emphasis added).

July 20, 2018 2:41 p.m.

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Awe, thanks!

I'll do you one better.

Endless Horde

Legendary Enchantment

When Endless Horde enters the battlefield, destroy all non-Zombie creatures. Then create that many 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

, : Until end of turn, all Zombies you control attack a single player if able and gain Banding and Haste.

Inspired by The Walking Dead's idea of what a Horde is; An endless, single-minded entity of unstoppable raw hunger.

BUT... you wanted a single Zombie. Soooo...

Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger (Because that's literally the perfect name for it)

Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Zombie

When Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger enters the battlefield, exile half of the non-Zombie, non-Eldrazi creatures each player controls rounded up.

Consumption 4 - Whenever Ulamog, Ceaseless Hunger attacks, defending player sacrifices four creatures if able and you gain that much life.

If Ulamog, Ceaseless Hunger would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, shuffle your graveyard into your library.


This version lost it's Indestructible, since it was destroyed on Zendikar.

Anywho, did you guys read the newspaper the other day? The Izzet League is at it again. They developed some new technology that sent a pulse through Ravnica like an earthquake. I swear, these guys are insane!

Make an Instant that has BOTH Overload and Storm, worthy of the Izzet League!!

August 18, 2018 7:03 a.m.

I've also been using the MTG Familiar app. That thing works beautifully and can be done offline.

But it doesn't allow X searches, I don't think. But I'll check out those other sites, too.

August 18, 2018 4:18 a.m.

So you want us to make Zedruu the Greathearted...?

Okay. Here is her little brother.

Oat, the Kindhearted

Legendary Creature - Goat Cleric


At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put it on the battlefield. Otherwise put it in your hand and you gain 2 life.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, put a Peace Counter on it. Creatures with Peace Counters gain Defender.


I'm sitting in my driveway watching the bunnies frolic in my yard. So cute. There's two of them tonight! :3

Make a bunny card. Don't do that demon bastard from Monty Python. Just make a wholesome little bunny. But give it some kind of interesting ability so it's not just a green Storm Crow without Flying.

August 18, 2018 3:44 a.m.

Suppose I should clarify with my story.

The dude literally threw his hand. After he took the 40, I began to shuffle my stuff back together.

He took his hand, scoffed to the side and threw his hand at his deck box. Then put everything together and said that this game (The one we just played, not MTG in general) is BS and left.

That's why I said he was salty, cuz he was lol.

August 18, 2018 3:27 a.m.

Spirit of Valor

Legendary Creature - Angel Spirit


Angels, Humans, and Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have Vigilance.

When Spirit of Valor enters the battlefield, choose you or creatures you control.

The chosen option has Hexproof.

, : Target spell you control gains Hexproof until end of turn.



August 17, 2018 11:51 p.m.


Creature - Satyr Wizard

, : Put an Enchantment from your hand or exile onto the battlefield. At the beginning of your next end step, exile that enchantment.

, : Create a token that's a copy of target enchantment.


Make a land that has a landfall ability.

August 17, 2018 8:47 p.m.

Well, if you're at say 7 life in EDH and someone swings for 12 damage, when you get to the damage step, if it resolves it would be lethal.

I do see your point though, as I worded it poorly. I'm not sure how it would work, either.

Likewise, if you're at 5 life, a Lightning Bolt isn't lethal. But if they Reverberate it, then now it is.

So can you cast it when the second copy is on the stack? Or since each individually are not lethal - you must be hit with both for it to kill you, then what happens?

Way to much grey area on my card. I accept that. But in my defense, the challenge did ask for a lot of loops to be jumped through.

Oh well, I tried.

August 17, 2018 3:32 p.m.

First Ignition

Legendary Instant

Split Second

You may only cast First Ignition when your life total is at or below 1/4th of it's starting value and only if you are the target of a spell or ability that would deal lethal damage to you or are the defending player of an attack that would deal lethal damage.

Exile all spells you don't control. Your life total becomes your starting life total. End the turn.

So it emulates your own personal spark igniting under duress during a life-or-death situation. Split Second means nobody can counter it or add on top before it resolves, exiling the stack emulates you Planeswalking away as does ending the turn, and resetting your life total emulates a surge in power.

It's generic, so it can be played in any deck with the colors you are using, rather then being restricted and dampen the experience of your first Planeswalk.

So. Turn yourself into a Planeswalkers. An be honest about yourself, but you don't have to be too honest.

Here's mine. Bare in mind I struggle with depression and anger issues. :/

Timmy, Enraged

Legendary Planeswalker - Timmy

+1 Timmy, Enraged deals damage to target creature equal to it's loyalty.

-4 Discard up to three cards, then draw that many. You lose twice that much life.

-7 You get an emblem with "Whenever a source you control deals damage you may discard X cards. If you do, that source deals an additional X damage."


Anger, depression, and self-destruction all in one :/

But hey, I'm getting help. So yay me.


Okay, your turn.

August 17, 2018 2:25 p.m.

Anyone have a recent game (Any format) where you made someone super salty? Was that person you? Do you need a hug :c

Let's discuss!

  • Be me, playing 98% vanilla Windgrace precon
  • Only swapped out two cards. A basic Forest and Worm Harvest for a Xenagos, the Reveler and a Garruk, Apex Predator
  • Playing a game at my LGS; 1v1. He's using a Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind deck
  • I understand he wants to draw into a ton of cards, pinging me for 1 damage as a wincon. But I also understand that Nivvyboi costs 6 to play and I'm up against blue
  • So, we play the waiting game
  • Turn after turn after turn I play literally nothing. I took an opening hand of 5 lands just for this occasion. Eventually I play a single Explosive Vegetation to get even more lands
  • He's getting super mad, having to discard because I'm not playing any spells worth countering
  • He brings out a Baral, Chief of Compliance and eventually enough lands to drop Nivvy
  • K. So since he's tapped out, I drop Avenger of Zendikar and dump 8x 0/1 Plant tokens on the field
  • Uber pissed at this point, but I'm just getting started
  • The next turn he draws and decides to ping one of my 0/1 Plant tokens for 1 damage, bringing me down to 7 tokens left. He taps Nivvy and ping's me for 1 damage, draws, and passes with 7 or 8 lands untapped and a hand full of cards at his disposal
  • I draw, smile, and proceed
  • "I play Terramorphic Expanse and sac it for a Swamp. Pay , sac Jund Panorama and search for a Forest. Pay and sac Myriad Landscape for two Mountains."
  • "No. I Putrefy your Baral, Chief of Compliance. Does it resolve?"
  • He looks over his hand, checks his lands, and agrees that Baral becomes to stinky and dies
  • "Cool. Full Swing I swing for game."
  • His expression drops and he goes "Wait, WHAT?! HOW?!"
  • "I had five lands enter this turn. Avenger of Zendikar puts a +1/+1 counter on every Plant creature whenever a land hits, because of his Landfall. So Avenger is a 5/5 and I am swinging with seven 5/6 tokens. That's 40 damage."
  • He burns through his hand looking for a response, but nothing is there to save him. He takes the full 40 to the face and becomes plant food
  • GG

I had to check the math to make sure I did my land count correctly. I had 8 lands when AoZ entered because I had 8 tokens. He killed one, bringing me down to 7.

8 lands, I play TE as my 9th. Swamp enters tapped.

I pay 1 and sac JP, bringing me down from 8 available mana to 6 (Sac'd land + tapped land)

Then I pay 2 and sac ML, bringing me down to 3 lands left (Sac'd land + 2 tapped)

That's how I played Putrefy with all that activation.

August 17, 2018 8:13 a.m.

Saturnity, hahaha we both did Mardu and from Tarkir :p

Some things just work I suppose :)

August 17, 2018 6:27 a.m.

Alesha, Spirit of War

Legendary Creature - Spirit Warrior

Haste, Vigilance

Whenever you attack with four or more Warriors you may return Alesha, Spirit of War from the command zone to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Whenever Alesha, Spirit of War attacks you may tap her. If you do, create two 2/1 black Warrior creature tokens with Haste tapped and attacking.


A high price to pay, leaving yourself defenseless. But a high reward of swinging with up to seven creatures unexpectedly. Perfect for Mardu. Tokens are weak enough to be chump blocked, and ate contingent on tapping Alesha.

I honestly don't know ow if this is a good design, or a trap commander where non-seasoned players will fall into the pitfalls of misusing her. So take it with a grain of salt.

I'd like to see a Dinosaur Snake. :) So, make the very real world Titanoboa, who would have been so large it could eat a horse, whole. 50 feet long and 2,500 lbs. Easily could constrict and swallow an actual horse.

This fucker really existed. So do it proud.

August 17, 2018 6:24 a.m.

Btw, that's the type of card I'd definitely run a playset of in a Modern Gruul deck, or a 2x of in an Abzan deck.

I'd ramp into it using Birds of Paradise, Axebane Guardian, Sylvan Caryatid and Overgrown Battlement, then start slamming down huge +1/+1 counters on my defenders while wiping the board.

Idk what the Wincon would be. In Gruul, probably things like Banefire and Rolling Thunder once a defense is built up enough and I can sweep with burn.

  • "And with 7 Mana I play my biggest creature! Move to comb-"

  • Taps literally everything

  • "It's dead. Is it my turn now?"

As for Abzan, probably looking at going wide with tokens. Abzan is not my forte, unfortunately.

But that's just how I roll :)

August 17, 2018 4:45 a.m.

Ooooooh hehehe

Beastial Infusion


, : Target creature you control gains Monstrosity X until end of turn and has "When this creature becomes Monstrous, if X was 5 or greater, destroy target creature with lesser power."

Zendikar is known for it's Roil, but it often shapes it's wildlife in the same way.

Do another one! :D Bonus points if you can think of a white card :3

August 17, 2018 4:37 a.m.

Okay, thanks :)

August 17, 2018 4:14 a.m.

Reality Crack

World Enchantment

No more then three activated abilities may resolve during each main phase, and only one during any combat step.

Activated abilities can not be activated at any other point.

Whenever an activated ability resolves, you lose 1 life.

So I know the second part doesn't need to be in there, but a LOT of players try to do things, like activate abilities on their opponent's end step and such.

You actually can't. That's against the rules.

  • 513.1. The end step has no turn-based actions. Once it begins, the active player gets priority. (See rule 116, “Timing and Priority.”)

Basically, priority does not change. Opponents are not allowed to act during another player's end step.

HOWEVER, if the active player choose to do something (Say, tap a creature for 1 life), then a stack is created and priority switches and now your opponent may act.

But if the active player chooses to not activate an ability and has no triggers go on the stack, no opponent may do anything.

So if you've ever done something "at the beginning of your end step", that's actually an illrgal move.

And yes, I'm quite aware it happens in pro tours. Players CAN call judges and have the game paused. But most players don't know about this rule. So, nobody actually asks about it.

Anywho... Make a red version of Hedron Crab :)

August 16, 2018 11:49 p.m.

When I try to do that, it crashes the site.

August 16, 2018 4:49 p.m.

Bioflux Confluence


Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.

  • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It fights target creature you don't control.
  • Counter target creature spell.
  • Target non-legendary creature becomes a Blue Green Frog Lizard creature, loses all abilities, and has a base power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn.

Create a Legendary Golgari Troll with Regenerate. Only stipulation is that it the Regeneration cost must be interesting and unique, worthy of a Golgari Troll.

August 16, 2018 4:15 p.m.

Said on Is it possible ......


I'm sure once Ravnica hits, it'll be possible. Especially in . But I believe that guild comes out with Alliances, so that'll be the second set release. :/

August 16, 2018 12:32 p.m.

Cards like Banefire, Rolling Thunder, Genesis Wave... is there a way we can search for cards with the symbol in their costs?

I know "" translates to when considering converted mana costs. So a spell like Banefire is actually a CMC = 1 card, even if you spend 12 mana on it.

I know I can just type in "X" in the text field, but the issue here is it pulls up literally E-V-E-R-Y card that has the letter "x" in it, such as every card with the word "exile" or "next" in it.

Short of asking for the "word" "X", but then specifically removing all X-containing words, such as "exile" or "next" (Which just takes way too much time to do), does anybody know of a way to look for these cards?

Or, conversely, is there a different website we can use - or an app for that matter?

I'm asking, because I want to build a new EDH deck centered around, of all Commanders, Rosheen Meanderer. I thought it'd be an interesting idea, with cards like Gelatinous Genesis, Hydra Broodmaster, Flameblast Dragon, and Steel Hellkite as my main cannons (Among others, of course) and rely on things like the aforementioned spells to get me there.

Thanks :)

August 16, 2018 7:06 a.m.

Just because I really liked my Bloodlust Angel.

August 16, 2018 6:40 a.m.


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