you take your stuff and leave, or I take your face

Casual Aggro Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

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Creature (20)

• 2x Ball Lightning
• 3x Legion Loyalist
• 1x Lightning Serpent
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 3x Raging Goblin
• 4x Spark Elemental
• 3x Village Messenger  ^Flip

Instant (12)

• 4x Brute Force
• 4x Brute Strength
• 4x Invigorated Rampage

Land (20)

• 20x Mountain

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Armed / Dangerous
• 4x Assault Strobe

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The title of this deck is an homage to a dude, who used to freauent my wife's old live roleplaying group. He played an orc, and when he tired of talking, or if he just wanted to be in someone's face... pun somewhat intended... he would say: "you take your stuff and leave, or I take your face!" He always carried a crude humanoid latex face-mask and a lot of fake blood in his bag, so once in a while, if people needed to leave the game anyways, they'd play along with his gimmick, he'd "overpower" them and "take" their face xD

Anyways, this deck aims straight for the face with haste, trample and double strike. Doesn't get much simpler than that!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Exclude colors	G
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.80
Folders	Decks that I currently do not have the physical cards for, Red Decks