The Cabin in the Woods – FORGOTTEN BREW ATTEMPT

Commander / EDH* Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (17)

• 1x Blade Juggler
• 1x Creepy Doll
• 1x Duskhunter Bat
• 1x Emiel the Blessed
• 1x Field Creeper
• 1x Frostpeak Yeti
• 1x Ghoultree
• 1x Goblin Snowman
• 1x Gurmag Swiftwing
• 1x Hexdrinker
• 1x Hired Torturer
• 1x Karplusan Strider
• 1x Merrow Grimeblotter
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Stitcher Geralf
• 1x Treacherous Werewolf
• 1x Urborg Mindsucker

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Bloodbond March
• 1x Dragon Appeasement
• 1x Frogify
• 1x Numbing Dose

Land (3)

• 1x Hostile Hostel  ^Flip
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x The World Tree

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Macabre Waltz

Artifact (2)

• 1x Assembly Hall
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box

Instant (1)

• 1x You See a Pair of Goblins

Commander (1)

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SPOILERS

Show

Woman: That's not fair! I had zombies too!

Sitterson: Yes, you had "Zombies." But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family." Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal. There’s always next year.

Characters

Child of Alara - the Old Ones

Harbinger of Night - The Harbinger

Priest of Forgotten Gods - the Director

Monsters

Ghoultree - angry molesting tree #2

Merrow Grimeblotter - merman

Duskhunter Bat - dragonbat #1

Gurmag Swiftwing - dragonbat #2

Hired Torturer - Fornicus, Hell Lord

Treacherous Werewolf - werewolf

Hexdrinker - giant snake

Nadir Kraken - kraken

Emiel the Blessed - unicorn

Blade Juggler - clown

Frostpeak Yeti - German yeti demon

Stitcher Geralf - the doctors

Karplusan Strider - sasquatch

Creepy Doll - dolls

Field Creeper - jack-o’-lantern

Goblin Snowman - snowman

Urborg Mindsucker - tentacle-faced humanoid

Items

Teferi's Puzzle Box - Fornicus’s puzzle box

Locations

Hostile Hostel   - the cabin in the woods #1

Assembly Hall - the cabin in the woods #2

Events/Everything Else

The World Tree - angry molesting tree #1/the rise of the Old Ones

Frogify - the failure of the Japanese ritual

Macabre Waltz - the sugarplum fairy murders fools

Bloodbond March - the zombie redneck torture family awakens

Numbing Dose - something the doctors would never administer

You See a Pair of Goblins - dismemberment goblins have some fun in their go-cart

Dragon Appeasement - satiating the Old Ones through ritual sacrifice

Infernal Plunge - the good ol’ days of throwing virgins into volcanoes

Sacrifice+1

Date added	1 year
Last updated	6 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 9 - 0 Rares 5 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	30
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Zombie */* U