Monkey Spank

Pauper GU (Simic)

DracosDiabolis

Instant (20)

• 4x Hunger of the Howlpack
• 4x Scent of Ivy
• 4x Square Up
• 4x Vines of Vastwood
• 4x Viridescent Wisps

Creature (16)

• 4x Martyr of Spores
• 4x Scrounging Bandar
• 2x Tree Monkey
• 2x Tree Monkey
• 4x Wily Bandar

Land (20)

• 4x Escape Tunnel
• 16x Forest

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Rancor

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Zodiac Monkey
• 2x Zodiac Monkey

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Lush Growth

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Maybeboard

Instant (32)

• 4x Bioshift
• 4x Evolution Charm
• 4x Gaea's Gift
• 4x Ram Through
• 4x Seedling Charm
• 4x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 4x Temur Battle Rage
• 4x Vitality Charm

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Alluring Scent

Creature (4)

• 4x Simian Sling

Artifact (4)

• 4x Tormentor's Helm

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tribal Monkeys

well this should be bannanas.........

brainfart: Scrounging Bandar can get nuts. So, Bandar 1, play Bandar 2. Bioshift all the counters from B1 to B2. then play Howlpack. b2 and 2 counters, bioshift for 2, making 4 counters, Howpack makes 3 counters cause B1 dies, so 7 counters total, so 7 +1/+1 counters, .. Square up base 4/4 plus the 7 counters, 11/11? woot woot!

oh the idea of going gruul to have MAD MONKEYS!!

add SImian SLing (Another monkey) with Tormentors Helm, can come in, equip em to to Wily Bandar. with the other Bandar nut play, plus Alluring Scent so Wily clears the field for that 11/11 to walk on by to smash face. also (damn mana exspiive) use the Charm to regen Wily or use his ability to make himself indestructable.

more of a late game play cause of the mana price for that and get it all in your hand, very improbable, but not impossable

Date added	1 week
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.20