Hardly related to You might want to get that looked at.
It's the much bigger, much faster older sibling to [zinger zapper taker smacker].
It's all about the self-buffing creatures, but has to make a hole somehow. Snap, Echoing Truth, and Distortion Strike fit the bill.
I didn't want to use any spells to kill opponents' summons, either, so all the death dealin' comes from my creatures.
Maindeck restrictions: Creatures affected or affecting Instants and Sorceries, Instants/Sorceries, and Land.