Unthinkable

Commander / EDH* Casual

mtgvt1991

Creature (21)

• 1x Assquatch
• 1x Avatar of Me
• 1x B-I-N-G-O
• 1x Bad Ass
• 1x Baron Von Count
• 1x Bosom Buddy
• 1x Carnivorous Death-Parrot
• 1x Cheap Ass
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Emcee
• 1x Fat Ass
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 1x Meddling Kids
• 1x Miss Demeanor
• 1x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 1x Question Elemental?
• 1x Smart Ass

Instant (6)

• 1x AWOL
• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x Duh
• 1x Eye to Eye
• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 1x When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Charm School
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x Cramped Bunker
• 1x Farewell to Arms
• 1x Form of the Squirrel
• 1x Fowl Play
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Handcuffs
• 1x I'm Rubber, You're Glue
• 1x Mine, Mine, Mine!
• 1x Name Dropping
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's
• 1x Over my Dead Bodies
• 1x Psychic Network
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex
• 1x Zzzyxas's Abyss

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Better Than One
• 1x Crow Storm
• 1x Enter the Dungeon
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Flock of Rabid Sheep
• 1x Incoming!
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Mouth to Mouth

Commander (1)

Land (40)

• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Command Tower
• 7x Forest
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 7x Island
• 7x Mountain
• 7x Plains
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Artifact (4)

• 1x Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
• 1x Entirely Normal Armchair
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game

Unknown (1)

• 1x Atinlay Igpay

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Breaking the rules a bit, just wanted to have fun. Kitchen rules are the best!All cards are from the Unset, with the exception of just a few lands. This deck is not meant to be taken seriously or be competitive or even win at all, but it should be a good way to kick back and have fun.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.58
Tokens	Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C, Sheep 2/2 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Storm Crow 1/2 U