Fat Ass

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Legality

Format Legality
Archenemy Legal
Casual Legal
Commander: Rule 0 Legal
Custom Legal
Limited Legal
Pauper EDH Legal
Planechase Legal
Quest Magic Legal
Unformat Legal
Vanguard Legal

Fat Ass

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

FigFingers on Goodberry

2 years ago

Arrogant Vampire Show

SquirrelPenguin on Card creation challenge

3 years ago

Hot Sauce

Enchantment

Spicy-- Whenever you eat a chili pepper, you may draw a card.


Ok, so i admit i am short on time right now, so I made it like Fat Ass

Make an Eldrazi Ally with this new Spicy ability.

Caerwyn on DONKEY!

4 years ago

I would recommend you use Listerine strips as the enabler for your Fat Ass . Being thin and taking a long time to dissolve, you can effectively be eating the strip for an extended period of time, without running the risk of being full or having something in your mouth that would impede your ability to communicate.

They might start to make your tongue feel a bit funny after a while, but your breath will at least smell minty and fresh.

BlackSirius on DONKEY!

4 years ago

So I just found out about these bad asses: Smart Ass , Bad Ass , Dumb Ass , Cheap Ass , and Fat Ass . The cherry on top is City of Ass . I'm thinking I might need to make a deck around these guys

RazortoothMtg on Card creation challenge

6 years ago

Tinkerer's Contraption

Artifact- Contraption

When ~ becomes assembled, put a +1/+1 counter on each rigger you control. Shuffle ~ into your library.


Jhoira, Ghitu Tinkerer

Legendary Creature- Human Artificer Rigger

, : Assemble (Choose target Contraption you control. If it's not assembled, assemble it and it becomes assembled (Kind of like monstrous where it just 'is' monstrous once it becomes monstrous)).

Whenever a Contraption you control becomes assembled, return it to it's owner's hand at end of turn.

2/2

Make another Un-Set Ass (Cheap Ass, Smart Ass, Bad Ass, Dumb Ass, Fat Ass, and Assquatch)