I can see the dESPERation in your eyes

Vintage WUB (Esper)

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Creature (39)

• 1x Architects of Will
• 3x Arsenal Thresher
• 1x Cloudheath Drake
• 4x Court Homunculus
• 1x Darklit Gargoyle
• 1x Esper Cormorants
• 3x Esper Stormblade
• 1x Ethercaste Knight
• 3x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Etherium Spinner
• 1x Ethersworn Shieldmage
• 1x Faerie Mechanist
• 2x Filigree Attendant
• 2x Glassdust Hulk
• 1x Glaze Fiend
• 1x Parasitic Strix
• 3x Sanctum Gargoyle
• 2x Sanctum Plowbeast
• 1x Steelclad Serpent
• 1x Tidehollow Strix
• 1x Vectis Agents
• 1x Vectis Dominator
• 1x Vectis Silencers
• 2x Windwright Mage

Artifact (15)

• 2x Courier's Capsule
• 2x Dispeller's Capsule
• 1x Executioner's Capsule
• 2x Fieldmist Borderpost
• 2x Marble Chalice
• 2x Mistvein Borderpost
• 2x Obelisk of Esper
• 2x Onyx Goblet

Land (20)

• 8x Island
• 8x Plains
• 4x Swamp

Instant (3)

• 3x Unsummon

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Oblivion Ring

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We would be glad to relieve you of your burden.

The burden that you are just an inferior bag of meat with tiny genitals and mediocre intelligence.

Let us finally end your suffering.

Date added	1 month
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Uncommons 55 - 0 Commons
Cards	80
Avg. CMC	2.93
Tokens	Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	New Vintage