Vile Bile
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Format Legality
Archenemy Legal
Casual Legal
Commander: Rule 0 Legal
Custom Legal
Limited Legal
Pauper EDH Legal
Planechase Legal
Quest Magic Legal
Unformat Legal
Vanguard Legal

Vile Bile

Creature — Ooze

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Kazierts on Eat. Sleep. Slime. Repeat.

2 years ago

Well, since you didn't hate what I said, I'm goona talk about some of the creatures now. But before that I just wanted to say I completely understand that you don't want to optmize this deck to the maximum, that's why I mostly suggested budget cards and avoid some bullshitly expensive cards such as Gaea's Cradle or Cavern of Souls. I'm trying my best to focus exclusively on your tribe. With that out of the way, let me proceed.

There a few less expensive, manawise, Oozes but you seem to be going for the heavier and more resilient ones. So there's quite a few that could be a blast.

  • Since your deck seems to want to play a longer game, I'd disconsider the smaller Oozes like Corrosive Ooze, Inexorable Blob and Predator Ooze. Since most of your creatures are big mana sinks, having smaller ones that want to attack doesn't seem like a good ideia (but if your experience says otherwise feel free to correct me)

  • I'd cut one Aeve, Progenitor Ooze because, even though it kinda cares about Oozes, it's more of a Storm card. However, I'd still keep one because I think it's pretty neat.

  • I think maxing out on Mitotic Slime and Consuming Blob would be hilarious. Imagine the amount of tokens that there would be on the battlefield. Additionally, Biogenic Ooze would crank your token production to eleven.

  • Scavenging Ooze is perfectly fine. However, if you ever want to just vary, Ravenous Slime could be fun but it's definetly not necessary.

  • Gelatinous Cube is a card I really, really love. The only problem is how to make space for it in the deck. Since you already have kind of a snow theme, maybe including Woodland Chasm + Into the North should make things easier to cast.

  • If, and only IF, you want to be really janky and make your friends laugh a lot, you could have some copies of S.N.O.T. and Vile Bile just for shits and giggles.

Again, I'm gonna say things little by little to make things easier to digest. Let me know what you think. I love casual thematic decks. If you want to have extra fun with your friends, try playing planechase and use this deck. I promise you it's gonna be ridiculously fun for everyone.

SquirrelPenguin on Card creation challenge

3 years ago

Shared Resources

Enchantment

Whenever you gain control of a permanent another player controls, you gain 1 life.

: Exchange control of two target permanents. Any player may activate this ability.

Make a card like Vile Bile that punishes you for NOT touching it.

SquirrelPenguin on Card creation challenge

3 years ago

No challenge, I'll do a wildcard.

Zinkles, Goblin Contraptionist

Legendary Creature--Goblin Rigger

Whenever a Rigger you control assembles a contraption, Zinkles deals 2 damage to any target.

Riggers you control get +1/+0 for each contraption you control.

1/1

Ninja'd with a challenge, I was going to say try to do both my challenge and Kiran_M's challenge in one, but then I saw the word "contraption" in one of them and I hope this counts.

Make a card that makes any player instantly lose the game if they do something simple, for example, touching Vile Bile one too many times.

Caerwyn on Do I actually become dangerous …

5 years ago

Vile Bile only cares about players in your game. So, each player who high fives you in another game would gain one life; each player in your game would gain one, lose two.

legendofa on Do I actually become dangerous …

5 years ago

I have a token created by Handy Dandy Clone Machine out, and I'm using my own hand as the token. In response to me casting Gimme Five, my hand gets Cytoshaped into a Vile Bile. (These are the sort of combos we come up with for casual play.) Does anyone who high fives me while in an Un-game gain 1 life, then lose 2?

JuanDiego_Montoya on Enter the Infinite One Turn OTK Knock-Out Combo

6 years ago

Knowing your local meta, I think you should put at least 2x Vile Bile in this deck to punish players for being hasty.

JuanDiego_Montoya on aggrodek

6 years ago

Insert Vile Bile.

lotusofblackness on PROS HATE ME!!! FIND OUT HOW I GOT A TURN 0 WIN!!!

7 years ago

Clockwurk - If you somehow suspect that you'll be playing against a mirror matchup, you can take your deck and throw it at your opponent before cutting his / her deck. There are multiple ways that you can predict if you will be playing against a mirror deck. Here are the strategies.

  1. Watch matches prior to your match beginning. If you see / hear screaming, yelling, arguing, etc, then this deck is probably being played. Take note of all of the people that are remaining calm in these arguments. This is a good sign that they are probably playing the 60x Vile Bile deck.

  2. Watch out for people playing without sleeves. While this can sometimes be associated with a new player, people playing the 60x Vile Bile list will also be playing without sleeves. To decide if it's a new player or experienced player, watch how they shuffle. If they look like fucking Brian Kibler, then there is a good chance that they are playing the Vile Bile list. If they look inexperienced, then there's a good chance that they are just not able to shuffle well. Be wary of these people because you don't want to call them out on this and ruin their new magic experience.

  3. Look for people wearing gloves. If you are playing this deck, you will most likely be using gloves or another way to cover your hands. Watch for other people trying to do the same. If they are, you could always just throw your deck at an unclothed area of your opponent to automatically win.

  4. Here is the most obvious giveaway that they are playing the 60x Vile Bile list. If they pass you their deck to shuffle, take a look at what they do. If they watch you and anticipate your shuffle, then immediately pick your deck up from across the table and throw it at them. Chances are that they were waiting for you to shuffle and touch all of their Vile Biles and lose. If they notice you doing the same, it all comes down to whoever can throw their deck the fastest.

So yeah. I hope that long answer to a short question helped you. I'm probably gonna be writing a primer for this soon and this will probably be in it haha.