Welcome, honorable planeswalker! Please, have seat! There is plenty of room for everyone. We are the only inn in these Mountains after all.
Soup? Yes, we do serve soup! What soup? Why, artifact soup, of course! I bet you've never heard of it, have you, planeswalker? I figured as much. Let me tell you how to prepare this delicious meal:
Ingredients:
You start by taking your Ichor Wellsprings and Mycosynth Wellsprings to Great Furnace.
If there are too few to none Mountains or Great Furnaces, you can always use
Krark-Clan Stoker
's microwave oven, if you ask him nicely.
After you roast them for a while, the smell attracts many hungry bellies, so keep a watchful eye on your precious meal, otherwise
Kuldotha Rebirth
goblins or
Atog
s will have a feast. Before you leave the Great Furnace, be sure to taste your meal. If you are not happy with it, just send it straight to
Phyrexia's Core
for a "I'm not a good cook" refund. It's not much, but getting rid of it is certainly better than being stuck with disgusting soup!
Now that you are satisfied with your Mountain-cooked soup, take it and serve it to your guests. Remember to serve the your regulars first!
Hoard-Smelter Dragon
is sure to repay in kind if you are nice to it and keep it fed! I'll give you a tip here -
Hoard-Smelter Dragon
loves Spine of Ish Sah. Yes, yes, of course, everyone else will have a bite, but if you can afford it, serve it to the dragon first!
Depending on your guests, you might have to cook some more yummies. That is especially good time to distract them with a dessert while more soup gets prepared.
For the dessert, I dare recommend Ugin's Nexus. Yes, yes, I know, we've all heard it tastes terrible and most of the time, it is true. But trust me, the locals here love them some Nexii.
By now your guests should be well fed, so to clean up, call for a
Megatog
to get rid of all the remaining ingredients for a clean finish!
