Age Symbols set to be a reference to my #1 favorite Dragon in all of Magic: The Gathering - the moment I knew for certain I am a Timmy: Savage Ventmaw.

And the madlads at WOTC finally made it a Commanderfoil. Bless their hearts for doing so.

Them: You can't describe yourself with a meme...

Me:

It really be like that tho

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Gremle The Wise

Ooooh the fun I could have with a deck like this lmao


Let's see a Dragon Artificer next

June 7, 2025 7:49 p.m.

Hoardsmelter Dragon


Make a legendary Archer

June 7, 2025 1:34 p.m.

Fun fact:

After ChatGPT made this artwork, I asked it how tall Bauer would be.

It said a Danish Axe was roundly 5' in length. Using that as a frame of reference, it can get a rough estimate of the height of Bauer. It can double-check by the fact that the average Human head is 1/7th the height of the respective body.

Using geometry to adjust the leaning and hunch from the run, Bauer would stand 6'10"

I then asked how heavy he would be

It said given his stature, broad chest, wide shoulders, large biceps, huge hands and wide thighs with large feet he would have a reasonable build of an NFL Linebacker

Using the bodymass of a Linebacker and looking at those who really are 6'10", Bauer would weigh about 330 pounds

Now, add 65 pounds for traditional plate armor with gambeson, another 20 pounds using a sledge hammer as a substitute for the axe plus an additional 15 pounds for gear such as rope, potions, perhaps a backup sword, etc

Bauer would be, fully loaded:

6'10" and 430 pounds

208 centimeters and 195 kg

June 6, 2025 3:15 a.m.

Bauer, Legend of Stennor

Artwork

June 6, 2025 3:01 a.m.

Bauer, Legend of Stennor

Legendary Creature - Warrior Barbarian

Whenever Bauer attacks, you may choose up to one target legendary creature the defending player controls. It blocks Bauer if able.

Whenever Bauer destroys a legendary permanent, you gain an experience counter.

Whenever Bauer attacks, you may roll 1d4. Add that number to the number of experience counters you have. Bauer gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is that total.

4/4


Left DCC and moved to a 5e group. I was actually able to recreate Bauer in 5e, 100% SRD

Felt really proud of that accomplishment. And now he's a solid MTG character as well

Repeat

June 5, 2025 4:22 p.m.

Aazarunat, The Worshipped

Legendary Creature - Dragon

Flying, haste

When Aazarunat enters, you may have him enter tapped. If you do, create a number of 1/1 red Kobold creature tokens equal to the amount of mana paid to cast Aazarunat.

4/4


A 4/4 flyer with haste for 4

Or 4x 1/1 chump blockers for 4

But as you pay more, you get more. The second time you cast him from the command zone you'll get 6x, then 8x maybe even 10x or 12x depending how aggressive your mana is in the deck

Or slot him into Gruul and Naya for token doublers

Pair him in Rakdos for some bodies to sacrifice

Hell, pair him up with Ashnod's Altar and go bankrupt. 4 Kobolds = 8 . Slap down a Chromatic Orrery and go infinite to win the game with ETB triggers with Warstorm Surge or Impact Tremorsfoil


Wild

June 2, 2025 7:03 p.m. Edited.

Scooter, Table-Top Menace

Legendary Creature - Cat

Flash

Choose one:

  • When you cast Scooter, return target artifact or enchantment spell to its owners hand.
  • When Scooter enters destroy target artifact or enchantment.

1/1


I wanted to emulate a cat knocking stuff off a table lol

Yeah he's overpowered but idc


Repeat because it's a nice challenge

May 31, 2025 7 p.m.

I would like to imagine this

Eldenglade is a plane encased in a crystalline shell. The shell can be seen from the lands, not unlike how in Theros they can see the Starfield Nyx.

The shell shimmers and sparkles, emulating the twilight sky and stars. But, stars (aside from their sun) do not exist. It is an optical illusion.

During the day, observers can even see the crystalline edges as they refract light across the universe

This crystalline shell is why Eldenglade's mana has distorted and colors are out of their normal orientation. Mana flows through the crystalline shell and bends and refracts, much like a prism.

This causes distortions of the laylines

This does not, however, affect Planeswalkers or those traveling there from the Omenpaths. This is because their mana is "solidified" and doesn't bend or fracture on its way in.

However, any Planeswalker or other native to Eldenglade would naturally be born with distorted mana that would remain in distortion when they leave.

And because the shell is all-encapsulating, as the laylines leave the world, they reconverge back into their normal states

That means...


Leyline of Life

Enchantment

You may reveal Leyline of Life from your opening hand. If you do, begin with it in play.

Whenever you play a mountain or cast a red spell with mana value 2 or less, you gain 1 life.

Within Eldenglade, red mana is known for surging life into bodies, not surging it out.


This would mean red creatures may have ways for you to gain life such as subtle triggers, lifelink, etc

May 27, 2025 10:27 a.m. Edited.

10 hours ago, eh? Were you guys and gals waiting for me to do this one (: lol


Eldenglade Minotaur


Eldenglade will be our next fantasy setting!

Make something new for Eldenglade!

As you can see I started things off with two mechanics;

  • Snow
  • Color subversion _(Monogreen Minotaur whaaaat??)

Add or build, your choice :3

May 26, 2025 7:08 p.m.

It'll probably sit for like a day or more so just do wild

May 20, 2025 8:15 p.m.

Maro, Mark Rosewater

Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

Protection from non-legendary.

, : Cast a copy of a spell with mana value X or less legal for the format you are playing. If it enters, it enters as a token copy.

“Being Balanced Doesn’t Make It Fun. The best play uses all your mana."

2/3


Those are two different quotes from him, although the first one is slightly paraphrased and that is how it is attributed to him.

If you want to cast a MV 6 card, that'll cost you 15 mana.

But you are casting something you don't own, outside of your deck, outside of the game, potentially outside of blue.

Yeah it's gonna cost quite a lot.


Make a card named;

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

May 20, 2025 11:47 a.m.

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