The Emperor of Mankind

Legendary Creature - God

Indestructible, hexproof, defender

Astartes spells you control cost less to cast.

Astartes creatures you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance.

, : Make a token copy of an Astartes creature you control, or create a 4/4 Astartes creature token that is all colors named Adeptus Custodes. It has haste.

9/10

Repeat

Bramble Harvest

Creature - Plant Wall

Defender

Encroach (When this permanent enters, target nonland permanents you control becomes a land in addition to its other types. It stops being a land when this permanent leaves play. It can tap for any color mana equal to its identity.)

0/3

All permanents shall become lands under Naya Wilds!!

Repeat!!

A scheme for for Squee? So Squee is now the archenemy? Lol!

The Immortal Goblin

Scheme

When you set this scheme into motion, if you would lose the game prior to your next upkeep instead exile your hand and graveyard, then draw seven cards. Your life total becomes equal to half of its starting total.

Wait, there's so many ways to lose the game in MTG that this wouldn't work for many alternatives such as poison counters and having no cards to draw.

But, 99% of all games are lost due to your life reaching 0 so I think it's still broad enough to work in most cases.

Wild

Aight bet

Crocs

Creature - Crocodile

Multikicker

When Crocs enters, create a token copy of it for each time it was kicked.

Whenever a spell you control is kicked, create a token copy of Crocs.

2/2

Wild

He requires 6 specific mana colors. He isn't just

That's not restrictive enough?

This was the expression I wrote btw for a major project I have been working on. I can't get into details for it yet, but I finally figured out ChatGPT and other AI tools were rounding improperly or not rounding at all, so every single time I would enter the variables I would get radically different results.

Finally after 3 days I figured out the rounding error and corrected it.

My friend suggested I try to learn python for this, so that's in the works now during my very rare free time.

R(H) + F(R / 2) + X(6) + 4(R * S) + 140(B) = Y

Y / H = A

A(O) = L

L + Y = C

C - G = TOTAL

Artwork made from ChatGPT

Lmao I was wondering where I got that name from

After my experiences, and with AI giving me entirely inaccurate answers to basic algebraic expressions, I have made a personal decision in my life that AI should be treated like Wikipedia.

It's a great starting point, but don't cite it and take it only at face value.

• Wait, how did AI mess up... math??

Rounding.

Let's say I have an expression and the answer for part of that expression was 34.344645921

How would you round this?

Sometimes AI was keeping as is. No rounding.

Sometimes the same AI input 34.34

Sometimes it rounded to 34.35

How? 34.344 rounds to 34.34? You round down because the hundredths place is also a 4?

Yes, but the thousandths place was a 6.

34.3446

This rounds to 34.345

Which AI then rounded to 34.35

Yivgzaak, Archdemon of Wishes

Legendary Creature - Demon

Flying, trample, haste

, sacrifice Yivgzaak: Target opponent loses the game. Then, you lose the game.

"A small price to pay for eternal obedience and servitude."

7/7

I wonder if the Rules Committee would ban this or not?

Wild

I played around with ChatGPT recently to optimize theoretical builds in Dungeons & Dragons - purely for fun, as I walked away from the group I was in two weeks ago due to personal matters.

What AI will often times tell you sounds absolutely amazing, but it will get confused and give surface-level details.

I got into an argument with ChatGPT because it was contesting that a 13th level Cleric in 5e would have access to a single 7th level spell, but be wholly incapable of casting it. Yeah.

It was also misunderstanding rules for Action Surge.

It was giving incorrect damage averages.

It was misunderstanding spell rules.

What happens, that I've noticed, is AI will skim the Internet for information. Now, AI doesn't "read" so much as "predicts". This is a key distinction. It tries to assume what SHOULD be next based on what already was.

This is why AI devolves overtime. Because whenever it gets an input, it looks for past references for its output. The longer your chat history goes on, the more it looks back at its own communications in order to keep continuity.

But, it's a game of telephone. Eventually it'll make a mistake, then it'll reference that mistake, then it'll try to back-track on that mistake. But it's now using multiple mistakes to reference its mistake.

I'm more than certain if you ask it to build a 100 card deck, it'll do it just fine. But as you ask it to tweak and hone the deck, it'll begin to make illegal decisions, misclassify cards, not understand the complex rules systems, give you faulty information, etc.

One of the things it did for me was attest that I could do an average damage output of 177 per turn indefinitely.

Well, no. That's only happening because of burning spells thanks to Divine Smite. Once those spells are burned, that damage ends.

It said I could get 5 attacks per turn through the attack action, action surge, extra attack and haste.

Well, no. You can't action surge during your attack action, and then your extra attack, and then action surge the 2nd turn again and then the 3rd and the 4th... You have to finish a short or long rest.

Meaning action surge is a 1 time use.

See, AI has the unfortunate reality of accumulative information. If there is 1 post (the DMG or PHB) that says how Action Surge works, but 100 Reddit posts on how to "use it" and they are all wrong, it's going to see 101 documents of Action Surge and base it's opinion on the 100 incorrect posts, and not the 1 correct one.

So, just bare that all in mind when attempting to use AI to build a deck, ESPECIALLY if it is one you intend to then buy.

"At the beginning of your upkeep, if you are the monarch you win the game."

LMAO

I'm doing computer training for a new work program we have so I can't make a full design right now. I just thought that would have been hilarious to see printed was all.

Carry on

So, Iglamok has received 6 upvotes in the past 24 hours but so far nobody has picked up the challenge, which is a wildcard...

Wonder why that is?

Will of the Dice Gods

Sorcery

Choose a number from 1 to 20 and say it out loud. Then roll a d20

If you roll your number, target player loses the game.

"So you're saying there's a chance?"

Lol

Wildcard

Yup...

Wild

Nihani is a siege-mage for the Abzan clans of Tarkir. Her magic allows her to reinforce or destroy structures at will.

Something I've been playing around with for a while in my mind, and decided to go for a less-is-more approach.

Artwork generated by ChatGPT.

I actually had one made but I guess the post timed out or failed :(

Abscondence Memorandum

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, you may exile that card beneath Abscondence Memorandum instead of placing it into your graveyard.

When Abscondence Memorandum leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled under it into your graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if Abscondence Memorandum has 10 or more instant and / or sorceries with different names exiled under it, you win the game.

Pretty sure I have issued this before, but unfortunately I simply can't recall.

Make an Azorious Lawmage from Ravnica that became a Planeswalker

With 3 MV you can cast it fairly quick, kill it and let it sit in the yard. Then Dredge to get it back, repeat. You'll be Dredging more cards each turn, giving you the fodder for Delve

Make another Commander with exactly 2 abilities, one that feeds into the next

Vicariously was not the right word, but in a sense it does still work. These quick little raptors can pretend that they are something much more aggressive than they actually are. So in a sense they are living vicariously

Egg Harvester

Creature - Dinosaur

Egg Harvester has haste and first strike as long as an opponent controls one or more Eggs.

Aggressive little raptors, Egg Harvesters are fearless and often times more bold than they are intelligent. Still, with a short gestational period and a fast rate of maturity, they can afford to live vicariously more than others.

3/1

If you didn't read this flavor text in the voice of Sir David Frederick Attenborough then you need to reread it again lol

Make another card with flavor text that Attenborough would conceivably read.

Goreclaw, The Unrivaled

Legendary Creature - Bear

Trample, double strike

, : Exile target sorcery from your hand. Until end of turn, the next time Goreclaw deals combat damage to an opponent you may prevent that damage and instead cast the sorcery without paying its mana cost.

4/4

Yeah that'll f some people up

Wild

Mold Spores

Enchantment - Aura

Attach Mold Spores to target artifact, enchantment or land.

Whenever enchanted permanent becomes tapped, it's controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

All mold is safe until it is disturbed.

Yeah it could just be mono-black, but I think there is a reasonable argument to be made that mold is a green color, don't you think?

So in Dungeons & Dragons lore, Tiamat frequently has ugh, shall we say "suitors", who she kills afterwards. Then, when her eggs hatch, she devours the young.

Why?

Because she is terrified of her young growing to be more powerful than her.

So, make a legendary Dragon that escaped her maw and grew up to be a formidable rival to her.

Normal points for being WUBRG but extra zesty points for being only 3 colors as that'll be significantly harder to design as her downfall