Ever wanted to play an Aristocrats deck but regretted how actually functional they are? May I present the Aristo-cats.

You will enjoy thrilling gameplay, draining all of your opponent's life by having a cute kitty on board, so just play Warehouse Tabby and then gently bring one of your 1/1s to the back alley with Screams from Within. Following this easy steps you will have achieved our pattented Infinite loop (Trademark pending). As our faithful customer, you just need to lay back and enjoy all the fun, entretainment and interative gameplay that Aristocrat decks are always associated with.

We do not take responsability for any possible damage to nearby furniture or weak player egos. Product requires AAA batteries to funtion. This is a prototype product, any suggestions will be taken.

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