Aristo-cats

Modern Aristocrats Budget Casual Infinite Combo WB (Orzhov)

Taida

Land (22)

• 4x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 3x Neglected Manor
• 5x Plains
• 3x Shineshadow Snarl
• 2x Spymaster's Vault
• 4x Swamp

Creature (21)

• 3x Alseid of Life's Bounty
• 4x Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• 3x Knight of Doves
• 4x Spirited Companion
• 3x Vengeful Bloodwitch
• 4x Warehouse Tabby

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Case of the Stashed Skeleton
• 4x Screams from Within

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Open the Armory
• 3x Unearth

Instant (4)

• 4x Loran's Escape

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Ever wanted to play an Aristocrats deck but regretted how actually functional they are? May I present the Aristo-cats.

You will enjoy thrilling gameplay, draining all of your opponent's life by having a cute kitty on board, so just play Warehouse Tabby and then gently bring one of your 1/1s to the back alley with Screams from Within. Following this easy steps you will have achieved our pattented Infinite loop (Trademark pending). As our faithful customer, you just need to lay back and enjoy all the fun, entretainment and interative gameplay that Aristocrat decks are always associated with.

We do not take responsability for any possible damage to nearby furniture or weak player egos. Product requires AAA batteries to funtion. This is a prototype product, any suggestions will be taken.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.82
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W, Rat 1/1 B w/ Can't Block, Skeleton 2/1 B
Folders	Other's Cool Fun Stuff