Squirrel Catapult Massacre

Legacy

pookypuppy6

Creature (18)

• 4x Blood Artist
• 4x Blood Seeker
• 3x Gloom Surgeon
• 4x Massacre Wurm
• 3x Wall of Bone

Land (23)

• 4x Forbidden Orchard
• 19x Swamp

Artifact (4)

• 4x Acorn Catapult

Instant (3)

• 3x Dark Ritual

Sorcery (12)

• 2x Diabolic Tutor
• 2x Eradicate
• 2x Marsh Casualties
• 3x Sign in Blood
• 3x Thoughtseize

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If someone can build a decklist similar to this and win a casual game against somebody with it, I will be properly impressed.

This is to celebrate the squirrely nuttiness of Acorn Catapult. Deal 1 damage to the player continuously with Acorn Catapult, giving them squirrels alongside "Squirrel"spirit tokens (yes, I just called that) with Forbidden Orchard. Blood Seeker picks off their life total as this happens and then...

"Hey man, thanks for these tokens. I guess I can Overrun next turn or somethiHOLY CRAP ITS Massacre Wurm! AAAGH! AAAGH!...what?"

Just the image of a load of squirrels scurrying away from a massive laughing wurm tickles my brain.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.78
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 C, Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Look at this