Heheheh, poop

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Posted on June 2, 2013, 1:42 p.m. by Jay

So, being the mature players of Magic that my friends and myself are, we came up with a game while sitting bored around a table with billions of cards.

Describing poop with Magic cards.

My favorites as of yet are Bone Splinters , Watery Grave , and Drown in Filth . So do you guys have any good ones? Feel free to share them with the community.

You're never too mature for poop jokes.

toysm1th says... #2

Mudslide can be bad but the Choking Fumes makes them worse

June 2, 2013 2:39 p.m.

acbooster says... #3

Earthquake for the noisy ones. I hate it when I have a Fireball .

June 2, 2013 2:46 p.m.

ShimmerVoid says... #4

Magmaquake for the seriously noisy and.. well you get the idea.

June 2, 2013 5:36 p.m.

Schuesseled says... #5

This is extremely disgusting. I shall have no part in it what so ever.

Blood Crypt - you should go to the hospital.

June 2, 2013 5:52 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #6

June 2, 2013 5:53 p.m.

ShimmerVoid says... #7

Um. Grapeshot . Ugh. I feel sick.

June 2, 2013 6 p.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #8

June 2, 2013 6:33 p.m.

Kcin says... #9

Planar Cleansing for when there is nothing left of your intestines afterwards..... or the toilet for that matter!

June 2, 2013 10:25 p.m.

hiddengibbons says... #10

Ooze creatures, Bubbling Beebles , and Hidden Horror

June 5, 2013 1:50 p.m.

hiddengibbons says... #11

oops, forgot Surprise Deployment

June 5, 2013 1:51 p.m.

Active Volcano nothing like diarrhea :3

June 5, 2013 1:54 p.m.

drakanar says... #13

Giant Turtle ...

That is all...

June 5, 2013 2:38 p.m.

Rakdos Shred-Freak - for those of us with hemorrhoids...

June 5, 2013 3:16 p.m.

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