Jason Voorhees, Indefatigable Killer

Legendary Creature - Spirit Zombie

If ~ would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile ~ instead.

You may cast ~ from exile.

Whenever ~ attacks, destroy target creature.

He’s still down there

13/13

Create another horror movie card

Bammer Product

Artifact

Creatures lose flying and can’t have or gain flying.

”this stuff is Bammer! Next time we’re going to the other store”

Create an uncard that targets a player with something that normally would only target a creature and try to make it work somehow

Compleated Contagion

Enchantment

Creatures you control with Toxic gain Infect.

”The sacred contagion was more effective back in the day.”

Repeat or wild

Ron Whitlock, Mercenary.

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier Mercenary Warrior

Hexproof

,, sacrifice two permanents; destroy target land.

2/2

I looked up Deadlock because I had no idea what it was and found a Bruce Willis movie. I hope that’s the one referenced. Make a card based on something that everyone knows what it is without having to do research or wild.

Prehistoric Recall

Instant

~ can’t be countered.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, commit a felony or crap your pants.

Target player draws five cards.

Wild.

Billy, Greatest Of All Time

Legendary Planeswalker - Billy

Goat creatures you control have protection from trolls.

+1: Target non-goat creature becomes a white 0/1 goat creature until your next upkeep.

-2: create three white 0/1 goat creature tokens.

-6: Exile all non-goat creatures.

4

Choose one:

Create a card based on Sesame Street.

Create a card based on X-Files

Disgust

Legendary Creature - Avatar

Hexproof

When ~ enters, you lose all poison counters.

You can’t get poison counters.

4/4

Wild

Law & Order

Enchantment

Each player can’t cast more than one spell each turn.

No more than one creature can attack each combat.

No more than one creature can block each combat.

dun dun

Make another card based on a non-animated tv show

Sewage Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice two lands.

The Gruul won’t even mess with Sewage Golems. They stink to high heaven

7/7

Create a new Titan. Like the ones from M11/M12 but updated to be consistent with current power creep

Phyrexian Death Beast

Creature - Phyrexian Beast

The Phyrexian Death Beast subsists on sewage when other creatures are not available to eat

5/5

It’s a vanilla creature 5/5 you can potentially drop on turn 1 if you pay life. Loses usefulness later on. Is it uncommon, rare, or mythic?

Create a card that makes the game practically unplayable for all players

Damn The Torpedoes!

Legendary Sorcery

Blue creatures you control can’t be blocked this turn.

All damage that would be dealt to you or creatures you control is reduced to 0 this turn.

Wild

Surprise Attack

Legendary Sorcery

Creatures you control attack this turn if able.

Creatures your opponents control can’t attack or block until the end of your next turn.

After crossing the icy Delaware River on Christmas Eve, General Washington marched his forces approximately nine miles to Trenton where the unsuspecting Hessians were caught completely by surprise during their holiday festivities. They did not have a Merry Christmas

Repeat challenge