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| Format | Legality |
| 1v1 Commander | Legal |
| Archenemy | Legal |
| Block Constructed | Legal |
| Canadian Highlander | Legal |
| Casual | Legal |
| Commander / EDH | Legal |
| Commander: Rule 0 | Legal |
| Custom | Legal |
| Duel Commander | Legal |
| Freeform | Legal |
| Highlander | Legal |
| Legacy | Legal |
| Leviathan | Legal |
| Limited | Legal |
| Oathbreaker | Legal |
| Planar Constructed | Legal |
| Planechase | Legal |
| Quest Magic | Legal |
| Vanguard | Legal |
| Vintage | Legal |
Rules Q&A
The Beamtown Bullies
Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior
Vigilance, Haste
: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Bookrook on
Jon Irenicus, Santa's Helper
6 months ago
I have a The Beamtown Bullies list that is very similar to this country. coincidentally, it is called evil Santa Claus. Hellcarver Demon is a very fun slot machine to gift people.
Bookrook on
Jon Irenicus puts coal in your stocking
9 months ago
I have a The Beamtown Bullies deck that is very similar to this. Two cards you might want to consider using are Hellcarver Demon and Bronze Bombshell.
Bookrook on
Jon Irenicus' Gifts
10 months ago
I have a The Beamtown Bullies deck that uses similar mechanics to this. I love the deck too, and I become the instant archenemy every time I bring it out. One of my favorite creatures is Hellcarver Demon. It just makes my opponents spin the most rigged slot machine in the universe. Have you considered the classic Lord of the Pit? Also, I prefer Grid Monitor to Steel Golem. Love to see more gift decks out there.
Bookrook on I'm semi-giving up magic
11 months ago
There’s always the option of playing Bruvac the Grandiloquent. If you want a deck with lots of control effects, but a lot of fun social interaction, I would play The Beamtown Bullies.
Flarhoon13 on
Tazri, Blinkstorming the Undercity
1 year ago
May 3, 2024 I started a new quest. Having built 52 decks, I endeavoured to play them all, in roughly the same order as I created them. May 17: Tazri Blinkstorming the Undercity Loss by The Beamtown Bullies, thanks for the Inverter of Truth, ya bullies... Sean's Bullies bullied me to death. 6-4. I had to play a newer deck :-)
Bookrook on Top ten most toxic commanders.
1 year ago
These are, in my opinion, the top ten most toxic commanders to play against. The ones where you get teamed up on more than the guy with the turn one sol ring.
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice. Infect infect infect infect. Also gets toxic points for being an infect commander.
If they have any kind of token doubler or nonlegendary cloner, you might as well skip your untap step. Once my friend had an Essix, Fractal Bloom out with a Mirror Box.
Numot the Devestator Land destruction. Need I say more?
Nobody cares about the lantern. Everybody cares about their creatures going up for adoption.
Goes infinite with a ham sandwich. Pray WOTC never makes a blue version of it.
The Beamtown Bullies I’m guilty of playing with this deck. Who new there were so many cards with very big downsides. *cough cough Leveler
Do you want people to play with you?
Kaervek, the Spiteful, Night of Souls' Betrayal, and the million other cards that give all creatures -1/-1 until end of turn exist.
All the Phyrexian praetors (but mostly Sheoldred, the Apocalypse)
Card draw is good in commander. Sheoldred deals damage to your opponents when they draw cards. Plus,Peer into the Abyss either instakills an opponent or gives you 30 life and 40 cards.
Just like sheoldred, but you get access to red for wheels and handsize burn spells, and blue for being blue.
*honarable mention to The Infamous Cruelclaw decks that play 99 lands and Worldfire.
seshiro_of_the_orochi on Card creation challenge
1 year ago
One bonkers card for The Beamtown Bullies? There you go:
Beamtown Devastator
Artifact Creature - Construct
Trample, Vigilance, Haste
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you've exiled 30 land cards.
12/12
I tried to balance it for being a heavy build-around option in a standard-legal set while still being powerful for the Bullies. Thoughts?
Create an Artifact Creature - Bird Equipment.
plakjekaas on Beamtown Bullies help
1 year ago
It's because you give creatures from your own graveyard to your opponents, and then Goad them.
So a goaded creature can't attack you if there's anything else to attack, and The Beamtown Bullies makes your opponents beat down each other with your stuff.
So because you're safe from the attacks of your own creatures, you can fill your graveyard with creatures with the most devastating attack triggers that only bully the defending player. That's what you see happening here. These Eldrazi creatures have the biggest impact on the battliefield because of their annihilator-like attacking triggers, while still be able to reside in the graveyard. An Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre would be awesome to make one opponent send at the other, but the Bullies say 'nonlegendary' and shuffling your graveyard is not great in this deck.