Completely Serious Deck

Commander / EDH* RG (Gruul) Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (30)

• 1x Angelic Rocket
• 1x B-I-N-G-O
• 1x Creature Guy
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Fat Ass
• 1x Feisty Stegosaurus
• 1x Garbage Elemental B
• 1x Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
• 1x Half-Orc, Half-
• 1x Half-Squirrel, Half-
• 1x Hammer Jammer
• 1x Hydradoodle
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Joyride Rigger
• 1x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 1x Labro Bot
• 1x Modular Monstrosity
• 1x Mother Kangaroo
• 1x Multi-Headed
• 1x Painiac
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Six-y Beast
• 1x Squirrel Dealer
• 1x Steamflogger of the Month
• 1x Steamflogger Service Rep
• 1x Stone-Cold Basilisk
• 1x Three-Headed Goblin
• 1x Timmy, Power Gamer
• 1x Willing Test Subject
• 1x Wrench-Rigger

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Box of Free-Range Goblins
• 1x Clever Combo
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Flock of Rabid Sheep
• 1x Selfie Preservation
• 1x Strategy, Schmategy
• 1x The Countdown Is at One
• 1x The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
• 1x Touch and Go
• 1x Work a Double

Artifact (9)

• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
• 1x Contraption Cannon
• 1x Kindslaver
• 1x Krark's Other Thumb
• 1x Letter Bomb
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Instant (5)

• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x First Pick
• 1x Punctuate
• 1x Side to Side
• 1x Steamfloggery

Commander (1)

Enchantment (8)

• 1x As Luck Would Have It
• 1x Cardboard Carapace
• 1x Chittering Doom
• 1x Cramped Bunker
• 1x Name Dropping
• 1x Ricochet
• 1x Squirrel Farm
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex

Land (37)

• 1x City of Ass
• 17x Forest
• 19x Mountain

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Sideboard

Contraptions (45)

• 1x Accessories to Murder
• 1x Applied Aeronautics
• 1x Arms Depot
• 1x Auto-Key
• 1x Bee-Bee Gun
• 1x Boomflinger
• 1x Buzz Buggy
• 1x Deadly Poison Sampler
• 1x Dictation Quillograph
• 1x Dispatch Dispensary
• 1x Division Table
• 1x Dogsnail Engine
• 1x Dual Doomsuits
• 1x Duplication Device
• 1x Faerie Aerie
• 1x Genetic Recombinator
• 1x Gift Horse
• 1x Gnomeball Machine
• 1x Goblin Slingshot
• 1x Guest List
• 1x Hard Hat Area
• 1x Head Banger
• 1x Hypnotic Swirly Disc
• 1x Inflation Station
• 1x Insufferable Syphon
• 1x Jamming Device
• 1x Lackey Recycler
• 1x Mandatory Friendship Shackles
• 1x Neural Network
• 1x Oaken Power Suit
• 1x Optical Optimizer
• 1x Pet Project
• 1x Quick-Stick Lick Trick
• 1x Rapid Prototyper
• 1x Record Store
• 1x Refibrillator
• 1x Sap Sucker
• 1x Sundering Fork
• 1x Targeting Rocket
• 1x Thud-for-Duds
• 1x Top-Secret Tunnel
• 1x Tread Mill
• 1x Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
• 1x Twiddlestick Charger
• 1x Widget Contraption

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Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 5 Mythic Rares 19 - 10 Rares 25 - 15 Uncommons 17 - 15 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.07
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Construct X/X C, 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Faerie Spy 1/1 U, Gnome 1/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Rogue 2/2 B, Sheep 2/2 G, Squirrel 1/1 G