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Clergy en-Vec
Creature — Human Cleric
: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature, player or planeswalker this turn.
Gleeock on Alternative themes/gimmick EDH deck ideas
2 years ago
I keep wanting to make a deck comprised of some of the most goofed art in all of magic. And it would have minimal UN-art.
- Clergy en-Vec
- Armada Wurm
- Animate Wall *3rd edition
- Killer Bees
- Gift of the Woods
- Sirocco - LeVar Burton discovers how to make magic hand rainbows
DemonDragonJ on Unintentionally Hilarious or Suggestive Cards
6 years ago
In this game, there are some cards that players find to be either hilarious or suggestive, even if WotC did not intend for them to be so, so I wish to create a thread to honor such cards.
The first card that I shall mention is the classic Uktabi Orangutan, notable for its artwork, which one could dismiss as being unintentional if it were not for the flavor text of the card, and the fact that the artist's last name is "Fricker" adds further unintentional hilarity to it, as well. Uktabi Kong does not qualify for this thread, because it was intentionally hilarious and suggestive, as it is referencing and parodying the orangutan.
Next is Clergy en-Vec, which again has artwork that could be dismissed as harmless and innocent, but has flavor text that makes it clear that WotC was sneaking an adult joke past the censors.
There is also Stonecloaker, in which the titular creature is touching the human in a manner than is very suggestive.
Bone Flute is entirely self-explanatory.
The artwork for Crossway Vampire is supposed to convey a sense of danger and dread, but I cannot help but feel that the vampire in the artwork is about to prey on the human in an entirely different manner than drinking his blood.
I am not certain if Earthbind qualifies for this thread, as it is almost certainly suggestive deliberately.
What does everyone else say about this? What cards do you find to be unintentionally hilarious or suggestive?
chosenone124 on
The Ultimate Budget Way to Troll EVERYONE
7 years ago
Chickens_are_awesome I'm trying to figure out a way to permanently give all my opponents of Infinite Reflection copying Storm Crow or Clergy en-Vec, that would force everything they play to become Storm Crows and clergies
chaus12 on Strictly better list
7 years ago
Tempest
Clergy en-Vec = Femeref Healer = Samite Healer
Rootwater Hunter = Zuran Spellcaster = Prodigal Sorcerer
Ohthenoises on Oddest art?
7 years ago
Spincrusher looks like the thing in your mom's dresser drawer...
Clergy en-Vec should remind you of your local catholic priest.
Raging_Squiggle on
The Finest Flavor Text Comedy (Top 60 of MTG)
8 years ago
Turn to Frog, Polymorphist's Jest, Spellbreaker Behemoth, Inspiration, Lightmine Field
And of course the kicker:
