Cheesy magic jokes, cuz why not.
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Posted on July 24, 2015, 4:13 p.m. by trollslayer
I'm bored so I was thinking of jokes to tell.
Hey, in which plane does a car meditate?
Zendikar!
That's about the extent of my magic jokes XD. Post yours please!
AngryKitten says... #5
Why did Gaea's Revenge keep falling off the bar?
Because it can't be countered!
Probably needs better wording :P
What is Skrillex's favorite color combination?
ESPER. (I shouldn't have to explain this one)
So..yeah.
July 24, 2015 4:47 p.m.
Why did Emrakul stop hanging out with Jhoira? She got her Suspended.
July 24, 2015 5 p.m.
alpinefroggy says... #7
A friend asked everyone how they would kill themselves using only mtg card effects.He said he'd use doom blade. Everyone told him that wouldn't work.
I am going to go pitch this garabge to force of will.
Breh, its garabge, thats black its not recycling so you cant pitch it to force of will
July 24, 2015 5:04 p.m.
trollslayer says... #9
Sorry, I don't understand half of these jokes xp. I well, jokes are jokes, but u should have specified puns. JOKE AWAY!xP
July 24, 2015 5:09 p.m.
trollslayer says... #10
Play Ancestral Recall and hand your opponent some crayons and paper.
July 24, 2015 5:34 p.m.
trollslayer says... #11
So, my brother and I were playing, and he tapped Glasses of Urza. So, I showed him my left hand. He said "not that one!" So I showed him my right. This went on for about 2-3 minutes, then I eventually showed him my hand of cards.
July 24, 2015 5:37 p.m.
trollslayer says... #12
Well, this been fun. And it made me bit bored. If anyone else has jokes, still feel free to post them.
July 24, 2015 5:38 p.m.
TheNextRedDude says... #13
Goblin Rabblemaster looks so sad.
Yeah, Friday night just Drowned him in Sorrow
July 24, 2015 5:39 p.m.
FinchFalcon says... #15
Pyromancer Ascension is active.
"Let's do the Time Warp again!"
July 24, 2015 6:48 p.m.
And you know somebody's a badass if they can eat a Tarmogoyf.
I have a joke!
Ok, seriously - er, actually, not seriously... Shut up!
What did the Circle of Protection: Blue say to Circle of Protection: Black? "Look out the cops are coming!"
"But we're right here!"
hehehehehehehehehhejahhaHAHHAHAHaxhsfhasfhgahfgahs
July 24, 2015 7:03 p.m.
trollslayer says... #17
Never, ever again. Will I read those puns. Getting a-head in life is not that.... (O gosh, you've infected my head with poisen)
July 24, 2015 9:26 p.m.
trollslayer says... #18
No, no. Not this forum. I will lock this forum up if that is what it takes.... Never again will I let that abomination sprout out.
July 24, 2015 9:29 p.m.
trollslayer says... #20
No,no.never. Please stop. This is for baisicly one and done jokes forum. Not jokes about heads.
July 25, 2015 2:37 a.m.
TheNextRedDude says... #21
I agree, we did sort of jump into this headfirst.
Coinman1863 says... #2
Well, mine is:
Why was the Underworld Coinsmith so angry?
Someone payed him in Conjured Currency.
Hopefully we come up with stuff better than this...
July 24, 2015 4:28 p.m.