Cheesy magic jokes, cuz why not.

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Posted on July 24, 2015, 4:13 p.m. by trollslayer

I'm bored so I was thinking of jokes to tell.

Hey, in which plane does a car meditate?

Zendikar!

That's about the extent of my magic jokes XD. Post yours please!

Coinman1863 says... #2

Well, mine is:

Why was the Underworld Coinsmith so angry?

Someone payed him in Conjured Currency.

Hopefully we come up with stuff better than this...

July 24, 2015 4:28 p.m.

FinchFalcon says... #3

"Which card?"

plays Thoughtseize

"Dis-card!"

July 24, 2015 4:32 p.m.

Badum tssss

July 24, 2015 4:45 p.m.

AngryKitten says... #5

Why did Gaea's Revenge keep falling off the bar?

Because it can't be countered!


Probably needs better wording :P


What is Skrillex's favorite color combination?

ESPER. (I shouldn't have to explain this one)


So..yeah.

July 24, 2015 4:47 p.m.

nayrash5 says... #6

Why did Emrakul stop hanging out with Jhoira? She got her Suspended.

July 24, 2015 5 p.m.

alpinefroggy says... #7

A friend asked everyone how they would kill themselves using only mtg card effects.He said he'd use doom blade. Everyone told him that wouldn't work.

I am going to go pitch this garabge to force of will.

Breh, its garabge, thats black its not recycling so you cant pitch it to force of will

July 24, 2015 5:04 p.m.

GlistenerAgent says... #8

Which spell? Dispel.

July 24, 2015 5:07 p.m.

trollslayer says... #9

Sorry, I don't understand half of these jokes xp. I well, jokes are jokes, but u should have specified puns. JOKE AWAY!xP

July 24, 2015 5:09 p.m.

trollslayer says... #10

Play Ancestral Recall and hand your opponent some crayons and paper.

July 24, 2015 5:34 p.m.

trollslayer says... #11

So, my brother and I were playing, and he tapped Glasses of Urza. So, I showed him my left hand. He said "not that one!" So I showed him my right. This went on for about 2-3 minutes, then I eventually showed him my hand of cards.

July 24, 2015 5:37 p.m.

trollslayer says... #12

Well, this been fun. And it made me bit bored. If anyone else has jokes, still feel free to post them.

July 24, 2015 5:38 p.m.

Goblin Rabblemaster looks so sad.

Yeah, Friday night just Drowned him in Sorrow

July 24, 2015 5:39 p.m.

bigv54 says... #14

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7/8 Tarmogoyf!

July 24, 2015 6:02 p.m.

FinchFalcon says... #15

Pyromancer Ascension is active.

"Let's do the Time Warp again!"

July 24, 2015 6:48 p.m.

Maringam says... #16

And you know somebody's a badass if they can eat a Tarmogoyf.

I have a joke!

Chimney Imp!

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Ok, seriously - er, actually, not seriously... Shut up!

What did the Circle of Protection: Blue say to Circle of Protection: Black? "Look out the cops are coming!"

"But we're right here!"

hehehehehehehehehhejahhaHAHHAHAHaxhsfhasfhgahfgahs

July 24, 2015 7:03 p.m.

trollslayer says... #17

Never, ever again. Will I read those puns. Getting a-head in life is not that.... (O gosh, you've infected my head with poisen)

July 24, 2015 9:26 p.m.

trollslayer says... #18

No, no. Not this forum. I will lock this forum up if that is what it takes.... Never again will I let that abomination sprout out.

July 24, 2015 9:29 p.m.

FinchFalcon says... #19

Getting a bit ahead of ourselves, aren't we?

July 25, 2015 2:09 a.m.

trollslayer says... #20

No,no.never. Please stop. This is for baisicly one and done jokes forum. Not jokes about heads.

July 25, 2015 2:37 a.m.

I agree, we did sort of jump into this headfirst.

July 25, 2015 9:31 a.m.

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