Any good MTG Jokes?
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Posted on April 17, 2012, 11:27 a.m. by gheridarigaaz
I seen the one about "it's beginning to look a lot like grixis",but apart from that I dont know many...I Whip my Flare back and forth...
OrgasmAndTea says... #3
Chandra is the hottest planeswalker??
Oh dear. I cannot apologize enough for that one...
April 17, 2012 12:11 p.m.
chiccocesena says... #4
since i have a deck based on Hatred a freind of mine once said:"There's too much Hatred around here!"Another guy said: "No, he only has 4 in his deck"
I know it's nothing special, but it's the only one I ever heard
April 17, 2012 12:14 p.m.
gheridarigaaz says... #5
some cards are jokes in themselves... Gorilla Titan
April 17, 2012 12:29 p.m.
gheridarigaaz says... #6
some cards are jokes in themselves... Gorilla Titan
April 17, 2012 12:29 p.m.
I personally like the current flavortext on MTG salvations "Cavern of Souls" land.
http://mtgsalvation.com/avacyn-restored-spoiler.html
April 17, 2012 1:14 p.m.
gheridarigaaz says... #9
Damn that cavern... I'm gonna hate playing against people who have the money to play a set of those :[
On another note, i think there should be t-shirts for those cards that can say "I fought against a titan... and lived to tell the tale"
April 17, 2012 1:56 p.m.
THATWASNTABABYRUTH says... #10
not really jokes, but my friends and i jus tcall the cards dumb names...Jizz-Midget, the Firegrind, The Mimeogasm, Liege of the Dangle, Turds of Paradise, Jace, Mammary Adept, Demon of Death's Taint, Poon-Scarred Demon, Jace, Hind Sculptor, Mana Leak, etc
April 17, 2012 2:21 p.m.
The only sorta mtg joke I know is for the more recent pro tour an its simply - How many Galvanic Blast's does it take to defeat Jon finkle?...(owl voice from that tootsie pop commercial) lets find out...one...two..ah three-hee! haha'hah not to funny when yah type it out. More of the moment kinda thing haha.
April 17, 2012 3:12 p.m.
OrgasmAndTea says... #13
How many Galvanic Blasts does it take to kill Chuck Norris?
None. He's too manly for Magic.
April 17, 2012 3:56 p.m.
It all really depends I guess. I know folks who pack-up over 5,000 in binder's let alone a grand in a EDH deck. It gets pretty serious sometimes haha.
April 17, 2012 9:17 p.m.
ludwigthewalrus says... #21
the contents of the prerelease helvault. now thats a joke.
April 17, 2012 10:15 p.m.
i forgot what thread it was and who said it but someone referred to a werewolf card as "sunny side up" i got a good laugh out of that
April 19, 2012 10:06 a.m.
ludwigthewalrus says... #25
commander sized versions of the mythic angels, double sided angel/demon tokens, and a spindown life counter.
April 19, 2012 11:03 a.m.
Can you send the link to where you got that....and yes...that really is a joke.
April 19, 2012 11:50 a.m.
ludwigthewalrus says... #27
some idiot is selling them on ebay. Thats the only source that hasnt been taken down by wizards
http://www.ebay.com/itm/OVERSIZED-Avacyn-Angel-Hope-Avacyn-PROMO-MTG-MINT-Free-Token-card-/160786078694?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item256f98dbe6
April 19, 2012 5:39 p.m.
hiddengibbons says... #29
Phage the Untouchable and Mishra, Artificer Prodigy as EDH Generals.
June 13, 2013 12:23 p.m.
Bloodthirsty says... #31
Hey, do you know why Scorned Villager is the best card from Innistrad block?
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Because when you transform it, it taps for GG.
August 14, 2013 5:05 a.m.
Mtg is like sex, when it's good it's great but when it's bad... it's still pretty good. That's off of a shirt a friend has
August 14, 2013 6:04 p.m.
Absinthman says... #34
Jace, Chandra, Ajani, Garruk and Liliana walk into a bar, and the barkeep is all like: "No, not you again!"
Ba dum tss
August 14, 2013 6:59 p.m.
Absinthman says... #35
@KingSorin: Storm Crow is not a joke, that some serious business.
August 14, 2013 7:03 p.m.
You can play three Little Girl s with one City of Ass .
Okay, not really a joke, but it just sounds funny and dirty all at once.
August 14, 2013 7:11 p.m.
Schuesseled says... #37
Yes!
" If the game ended on turn 15 then there is simply NO WAY that I would lose. I have never lost a game (other than a control mirror match) with this deck that went more than 12 or 13 turns. "
Taken from this deck: I'm going to do whatever it takes to gain Control. What a joker, funny guy. Certainly made me chuckle.
August 14, 2013 8:17 p.m.
SharuumNyan says... #38
I saw this one on Reddit a few months ago...
Q: How many MtG players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to tell him how he could have done it two turns faster.
STG says... #2
Magic the Gathering is a cheap hobby.
April 17, 2012 11:40 a.m.