F**k Mana, Get Fatties

Standard Budget Midrange Mono-Green

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Instant (2)

• 2x Mending Touch

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Phytoburst

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Trollhide

Creature (32)

• 3x Advocate of the Beast
• 4x Deadbridge Goliath
• 2x Deadly Recluse
• 4x Elvish Mystic
• 4x Gladecover Scout
• 4x Kalonian Tusker
• 3x Rumbling Baloth
• 2x Rust Scarab
• 4x Slaughterhorn
• 1x Vastwood Hydra
• 1x Woodborn Behemoth

Land (21)

• 21x Forest

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This was a deck that a friend of mine tried to make for his girlfriend, but I told him, "Benjamin, my boy, you have an uncanny ability of giving me ideas. Give this to me, and I will command your girlfriend's abilities forth from the simple power of green." His girlfriend is a new player, and what better way to start than with green? The object of this deck is to play fat dudes and win. Easy-peasy.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Rares 7 - 0 Uncommons 27 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.59