"Are ya done yet? You've shuffled the damn cards so much, they probably don't still have spots on them." - My uncle, usually during euchre.

Today, our weird win comes in the shape of Psychogenic Probe . You can't get much more needlessly round-a-bout than a deck that wins by having an opponent shuffle. We won't shuffle much (it targets players, not opponents), so only one fetch card for the probe Fabricate.

In terms of making our opponents shuffle, we have Boggart Forager and Soldier of Fortune . The soldier is just super, and the forager will do. There aren't a ton of creatures to help us, which is why we're splashing in green for Loaming Shaman and Fertilid. Cosi's Trickster is in there to get big if we need a blocker or an attacker or a distraction for our opponents.

We're running Extract and Dwell on the Past which is a nifty little combo, and Lantern of Insight to give us a peek and to shuffle. Also included are 2 Widespread Panic 's to slow down our opponents.

There are many ways to run this deck (splash in some black, more blue, more stall), so let me know some that you like unless you're my uncle!

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