"Hot" Female Creatures?
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Posted on Oct. 16, 2013, 3:28 p.m. by TylerCorp
This seems kind of odd to discuss the attractiveness of a fictional character but here it is: I'm looking for a female human creature that you find attractive. I'm making my brother a funny MTG shirt for Christmas and I need an attractive monster to put on the shirt, so if you know of any cards please let me know!
I would have used magic's Gatherer website, but hotness isn't in the search criteria. :)
Femme_Fatale says... #2
Looking at what some on here call "hot", I'm inclined to say serious. I didn't think men had standards this low.
October 16, 2013 6:14 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #4
@ Femme_Fatale: So where's the nice debilitating quote I'm looking for?
October 16, 2013 6:20 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #5
And others I just hope are trolling with their choices ... but maybe spending a majority of my life in dresses made me fail to see the reality of the swamp that has been aptly named "men".
October 16, 2013 6:22 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #6
I don't think I have one today fluffybunnypants, another day maybe.
October 16, 2013 6:25 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #8
And others I just hope are trolling with their choices ... but maybe spending a majority of my life in dresses made me fail to see the reality of the Swamp that has been aptly named "men".
... that Swamp isn't vile enough.
October 16, 2013 6:31 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #9
Blustersquall that is all. Also laughing really hard at some of these choices people have made. Funniest thread I've seen in awhile.
October 16, 2013 6:42 p.m.
MonsterFinder221 says... #10
Braids, Cabal Minion is probably Tibalt's Overly Attached Girlfriend. lol
October 16, 2013 6:47 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #11
@ Femme_Fatale: I think that trolling is the only way this thread isn't creepy and agree with Jp3ngu1nb0y's sentiments.
October 16, 2013 6:50 p.m.
@fluffybunnypants I have to disagree with the trolling point, its only as creepy as you make it.
If you can use your tastes to find art with women who look attractive to you then cool, just like how half nerd-world is in love with wonder woman.
If you decide to start having fantasy's over magic chicks then that's as creepy as you get, start pronouncing s's with an sh sound making it awshum and move on.
October 16, 2013 6:56 p.m.
Sorry! I saw the opportunity to make a really bad joke and I took it (pretty sure I'm going to hell now).
October 16, 2013 6:57 p.m.
CW nailed it. if you can find some art of a female beautiful looking, kudos to you. If you fantasize about that art, seek help.
October 16, 2013 11:27 p.m.
Thanks to everyone who gave suggestions. I think I've found a few that I'm going to pick from. Some of you have an interesting idea of beauty...I feel there are some necrophiliacs among us.
October 16, 2013 11:46 p.m.
ShadowLand says... #17
I almost peed myself laughing, especially at Femme_Fatale's comments, good grief, lol.
October 17, 2013 1:19 a.m.
DimirZer00 says... #20
Heres my list of hot hottie of MTG
Dragon Broodmother ,Diaochan, Artful Beauty ,Jaya Ballard, Task Mage &Reforge the Soul (remind me of the old school Fire Elemental0
and Uyo, Silent Prophet , whos so hot, she cool
October 17, 2013 9:09 p.m.
DimirZer00 says... #24
@8vomitYeah, there's nothing like a hot mama. Not really in this case. I put her in there. Just to troll just a bit. Plus, I thought it was really funny at the time. Still kind do.
October 29, 2013 10:14 p.m.
Fleetfiend says... #25
Check out my deck Hell Hath No Fury. I think you might like it. :3
October 29, 2013 10:25 p.m.
Suprised that noone has mentioned the Romance-Novel coverart that is Elvish Ranger (not really, since it's from Alliances)...
CW says... #1
Since someone mentioned Syncopate I'll throw out Magma Jet .
October 16, 2013 6:09 p.m.