This made me laugh :)
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Posted on Dec. 29, 2013, 6:22 p.m. by smackjack
I was playing this guy on cockatrice. He had Boomerang and Swords to Plowshares on 2 Isochron Scepter . I played my Dodge and Stab deck and had 2 Mother of Runes and 2 Spellskite on the board. I also had a thalia that made him only able to play one scepter on each turn, and i chose not to attack with her for a turn because he had all land untapped and the 2 damage was not worth it in case he had anything that targets attacking creatures.
=D
Ohthenoises says... #5
My reaction when.
And now you get to use TIL (today I learned).
December 29, 2013 6:37 p.m.
Great. So today i learned that MRW is short for My reaction when, TIL is short for Today I learned and that im playing a shit deck :) Good day for learning!
December 29, 2013 6:39 p.m.
Wait, why did you post this again?
"don't fucking laugh faggot"
December 29, 2013 6:43 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #8
Rofl, very nice!
I took a look at your deck and honestly it looks like a odd version of hate bear aggro. Not bad actually. Makes RDW cry although there are a few glaring weaknesses to specific archetypes. All in all, not bad.
December 29, 2013 6:44 p.m.
It is kinda tweaked to be annoying in my playgroup, where there is a lot of targeted stuff, and storm. Ive been testing the deck on cockatrice just to see if there is any point to go to my LGS legacy gamedays. I actually win about half the games, and that is pretty good considering the budget. There is games that are harder, like dredge and show and tell, but for those games ive sideboarded rest in peace and phyrexian revoker to take care of at least sneak attack..
December 29, 2013 6:49 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #10
Meanwhile on cockatrice.
Seriously, most of the online players have hilarious reactions to finding out they aren't doing as well as they think they should.
December 29, 2013 6:50 p.m.
Epochalyptik this is the first one ive played against that acted like this. Most players ive played against have been really nice. But i started playing on cockatrice 2 days ago, so maybe i have more laughts to look forward too. Too bad the game ended, i would like to win that one :)
December 29, 2013 6:52 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #12
When cockatrice went down and they opened the woogerworks server, I started having problems with other players. Then a friend told me it was because dudes from reddit run that server or something like that.
Now I know some people that frequent that site, and to me they seem like a bunch of elitist trolls.
I remember last standard, I was play testing with that badass Jund deck that everyone had, and some dude got all pissed because he wanted to play against a Tier 1 deck... I was like, "youre kidding, right?" Then I got booted from the game.
December 29, 2013 7:10 p.m.
Telling somebody else that they are playing a bad deck and are a bad player when they are WINNING just makes you look sad and pathetic. If the deck sucks so bad, why did he lose?
December 29, 2013 9:45 p.m.
HarbingerJK says... #14
Brock is either A) a troll B) pissed because things didn't go as planned C) a douchebag or D) both B and C
I'm guessing answer D
December 30, 2013 10:15 p.m.
notamardybum says... #17
This is why I don't frequent cockatrice as much now. I hate people. It being owned by reddit now actually makes a lot of sense. I hate people
January 2, 2014 2:25 p.m.
megawurmple says... #18
tl;dr:
Brock: Yoru deck is shit becos its beatin my deck wich is awsum! (Logic? I see none.)
You: Fail.
Guy who isn't being a total douchebag gets kicked.
January 2, 2014 9:20 p.m.
Wizard of the Damned says... #19
The Wizard wishes that he could buy a dictionary for all online peoples. Spelling is such an essential skill that has been degraded to what you see above. The Wizard wishes to unleash the Wrath of God upon such fools
January 5, 2014 2:15 p.m.
@Wizard of the Damned: What do you do for a living, teach English?
January 5, 2014 2:21 p.m.
RussischerZar says... #21
the real question here is: why are you not registered on the server? it takes about a minute and gives you the benefits of being able to play in registered only games and having a friends- and ban-list.
also, I think I remember Brock being a douche in chat on a couple of occasions
Matsi883 says... #2
Do that in your head, but don't scream at somebody for playing well.
December 29, 2013 6:26 p.m.