They say "Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill," but that is just what this deck intends to do.
This is my casual deck based around one thing: making small problems larger. The small problems being the eldrazi spawns this deck pumps out (Or vomits out, depending on how you want to word it) and the large problems being what the turn into with Beastmaster Ascension,
Hellion Eruption
, and Fresh Meat.
Ideal opening hand:
Spawning Breath
, 3x
Brood Birthing
, Beastmaster Ascension, Mountain, Forest
T1: Mountain
T2: Draw Forest. play Mountain and
Spawning Breath
T3: (draw doesn't matter) play Mountain,
Brood Birthing
, sac 1 eldrazi spawn, play
Brood Birthing
, sac eldrazi spawn, play
Brood Birthing
. (there are now 7 eldrazi spawns on the BF)
T4: play Beastmaster Ascension swing with 7 5/6s.
This is very unlikely, but this deck can normally win by 6-8th turn, and in a casual, silly deck like this, that is pretty good.
I haven't really gotten a chance to look at the m12 cards yet, so if anyone has any good ideas on how to keep this deck standard once woldwake rotates out, please comment to help me out.
I love this deck and how silly it is, and i hope you do too. +1 if you like, comment with improvements!