The Ruinous Powers That Be

Legendary Sorcery

As an additional cost, sacrifice your commander.

Kicker - Rip your commander Magic: The Gathering card apart into at least five pieces.

Exile target commander and all other legendary permanents that player controls. If this spell was kicked, that player gets an emblem with "Your commander can not leave the command zone."

r/thanksihateit

This was a fun :) repeat

Belskretch, The All-Consuming

Legendary Creature - Ooze

Ward

Devour

When Belskretch enters, for every five creature tokens it devoured, draw a card.

You have no maximum hand size.

0/2

I don't play MTG / EDH anymore, but if I were to get back into it I would definitely run this

I can't think of anything so wild

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Legendary Creature - Human Bird Attorney

Flying

Whenever you counter a spell or ability, Assess 2. If both cards are put on the bottom of your library, draw a card.

"I'll take the case!"

3/3

Lol again -- OR, make another classic [adult swim] character

I'm going to slightly cheat because this lil asshole terrified me as a kid to the point of having nightmares and being unable to look at him on the screen when watching the shows

The Crypt Keeper

Legendary Creature - Zombie Bard

Saga spells you control cost less to cast.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each Saga that you control.

Whenever a Saga you control has the final lore counter placed on it, you may pay life equal to twice its mana value. If you do, return it to your hand instead of putting it into your graveyard.

2/3

Ahh, that brings me back lol

Since I botched it and didn't do a horror movie, repeat :)

Frenzy of Rats

Creature - Rat

Menace 3 (A creature with Menace N must be blocked by at least a number of creatures as denoted by N.)

3/4

This would retroactively make any card with Menace naturally become Menace 2

Menace 3 can only be blocked by 3 or more

If a card has something like in its casting cost and Menace X, and you paid into , it might gain Menace 7

Nice challenge. Repeat.

This one would be for an unset card. Like a return to Unfinity or something with a theme park attraction.

Crustaceous Zoo

Legendary Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep choose haste, trample or vigilance. Until end of turn Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and gain that keyword.

Whenever you cast a Dinosaur spell, if it resolves, you may instead put a number of 1/1 red Dinosaur creature tokens onto the battlefield equal to that cards mana value.

Oh you guys just know I'm running this.

Been a long time.

Wild.