Looks like fun!

Nice idea, I would put in Dimir Machinations, so you can tutor for the lich. I would also at least consider putting in red or white for some mass removal, such as Wrath of God or Anger of the Gods. Both are nothing to really blow your budget and open up new "roads" and new colors to play with.

Beautiful. When I have some spare money I'm definitely getting this

looks like it lives up to it's name

Thank you so much. I can finally feel like taking revenge when necessary against my friends OP plainswalker deck. I cry when ever i see the gold box come out.

Dark Ritual and Cabal Ritual could be really useful here, as my testing with this deck observes it's a bit slow. A turn one darksteel ingot and lich sounds nice from a dark ritual. Crypt Ghast could also be really good as a finisher.

SpookyToe you're not wrong. i was trying to keep it more budget orientated. although i never had an issue with the ramp, just had good luck i guess. i was still changing things when my friend vomited on me and the deck.

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The deck title is accurate. +1

Lol, I love decks that make friends salty.

divinagon you would like my gary deck then. it extracts salt and then force feeds it back to them. at least in my playgroup.

I played with this deck and i really really loved it! My opponent... Not so much.Thanks for sharing this fun deck.

Bunnynut noice. been wanting to remake it myself. but all my money is going towards my gary deck, since that one wins a lot more and gets more salt.

Phyrexian Metamorph + Phylactery Lich = all the lolz

Love it +1

I love the idea for the deck. I've been trying for a while now to think of a way to make something like this, but I'll just be using you r deck instead I guess. Btw, I'm sorry your friend vomited on you and your cards

You should add Boompile