Most Unintentionally Cute Card of All Time

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Posted on Aug. 7, 2013, 1:16 p.m. by graft

I just stumbled upon this gem (AEther Barrier ):

Just look at those adorable eyes and that fuzzy moustache.

mmdw34 says... #2

were gonna need to take your man card and prescribe you to punch a few walls to earn it back lol

August 7, 2013 1:29 p.m.

acbooster says... #3

mmdw34, will throwing furniture work as well?

August 7, 2013 1:43 p.m.

graft says... #4

@mmdw34: don't worry, just now I screamed so hard at a pile of hops that it turned into delicious beer

August 7, 2013 1:50 p.m.

mmdw34 says... #5

acbooster anything will work and Graft okay you can have ur card back lol

August 7, 2013 2:13 p.m.

Datestamp says... #6

This is what see when I first get online in the morning. Good job, Men.

August 7, 2013 2:13 p.m.

xzavierx says... #7

rips up man card to join the discussion....

Sensation Gorger is the cutest goblin. looks like a baby caught eating something he shouldn't have. Looks like maybe a frog I'm guessing that's the goblin equivalent of human and cookie jar!

August 7, 2013 2:34 p.m.

Zurnic says... #8

Totally Lost should be in the running. Cutest/saddest thing ever.

August 7, 2013 3:14 p.m.

nguyenjohn99 says... #9

I would totally buy a Fblthb plushie.

August 7, 2013 3:48 p.m.

SpammyV says... #10

Excuse me, Spike Weaver would like to have a word with the cute department.

look at his big ol' eyes! And his pedipalps! And he's a Fog spellbomb! Lookit him, he's just going, "See what I did? Look at what I made!"

August 7, 2013 4:17 p.m.

Unforgivn_II says... #11

August 7, 2013 4:22 p.m.

Unforgivn_II says... #12

Although I suppose it wasn't unintentional in that case

August 7, 2013 4:22 p.m.

Dritz says... #13

Totally Alloy Myr . 10/10 would own that plushie.

August 7, 2013 5:25 p.m.

sylvannos says... #14

Training Drone .

I keep forgetting to steal the copies my friends own.

sigh

I guess I'll go buy one or two.

August 7, 2013 6:09 p.m.

hunter9000 says... #15

Hyalopterous Lemure , so cute, yet so terrible.

August 7, 2013 6:09 p.m.

Aerokid says... #16

Also a hilarious example of the artist misunderstanding what WotC wanted, and ended up drawing a Lemur rather than a lemure (Though looking at the Wikipedia page, it would seem that Lemur is the correct spelling for this card as well).

I think I'll have to go with Kuldotha Rebirth . Those goblins are adorable.

August 7, 2013 7:19 p.m.
August 7, 2013 7:40 p.m.

the3rdH0kage says... #19

August 7, 2013 8:25 p.m.

Devonin says... #20

@Aerokid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemure_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

August 7, 2013 10:07 p.m.

Aerokid says... #21

@Devonin Ah, I see. I was looking at what WotC based it on (which is the shades in Roman mythology) and the singular spelling is also Lemur. I guess they kept the e at the end to avoid confusion in the game ("Wait, we're being attacked by Lemurs?").

August 7, 2013 10:31 p.m.

WovenNebula says... #22

I love squirrels Squirrel Farm , Form of the Squirrel . lol They are pretty damn cute as they tear your face off.

August 8, 2013 1:08 a.m.

WovenNebula says... #23

Though very much intentional.

August 8, 2013 1:09 a.m.

Cyber Locc says... #24

It looks like a pokemon lol

August 8, 2013 2:30 p.m.

Cyber Locc says... #25

the hom is just creepy

August 8, 2013 2:30 p.m.

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