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The Ascent of the Demon God —Dec. 5, 2016

Side combo added a few extra steps for the Demon God to rise from the underworld MWAHAHAHAHAH

Atlas509 says... #1

This is just disgusting....well played.

June 7, 2016 10:59 p.m.

nyctophasm says... #2

My day has been made. This - is - freaking - bloody - AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I thought Mogis Hellbent was a decent deck. You have made all control decks I've ever seen second tier. And thank you. I cannot thank you enough for making such a brilliant use of cards. How long did it take you to think this thing through? It looks like something that took more thought than some MTG block releases.

The +1 was a given, it's almost not worth mentioning, given that this thing is worth far more at any given moment than just a 1. Numbers fail to generate the appropriate meaning.

June 7, 2016 11:23 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #3

Thanks man. This deck is an eternal balance of consistency and bullshit

June 8, 2016 12:56 a.m.

raztastic says... #4

I would love to do this, although it would be less transcendental in a sanctioned event. All this...power...I want it. I need it.

The only possible improvement would be to add Sol Ring specifically so you can call it the "Ring of Power" and bestow it upon any player that gains your favor. Or possibly to cast it before the end of the game just to declare that "it is mine -- my own -- my Precious." Of course, you could just do that when building the new deck.

June 9, 2016 11:50 a.m.

Dolum says... #5

This deck must be used its so funny +1

June 9, 2016 5:07 p.m.

JohnBTY says... #6

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever read

June 9, 2016 6:26 p.m.

raztastic says... #7

JohnBTY: I share that sentiment. We have glimpsed the divine.

June 10, 2016 2:28 a.m.

I just gave you the 101st upvote. It is mere dust compared to the glorious wonder that is this diabolical deck!

June 15, 2016 9:40 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #9

I should probably do something to commemorate this moment. Hmmmmm

June 15, 2016 10:52 p.m.

DerpyFace says... #10

I lost it a God Crow XDDD +1 good sir

June 22, 2016 11:25 p.m.

Faflak says... #11

I dont even supposed that are possible to write so much about cards. Up.

July 9, 2016 5:13 p.m.

TheBeans says... #12

If I even attempted to understand this beautiful and intricate piece of table-hate my plebeian mind would explode. This is phenomenal. +1

July 25, 2016 8:05 p.m.

raztastic says... #13

Does anyone know how he managed to format that "God Crow" link (the one that links to Storm Crow)?

August 5, 2016 12:18 a.m.

chosenone124 says... #14

I do!

He used this [[Storm Crow|God Crow]]

August 5, 2016 12:32 a.m.

raztastic says... #15

@chosenone124 You are a life saver. Thank you. Now I can type Hymn to Emrakul properly :D

August 5, 2016 12:40 a.m.

The_Grape says... #16

Would Brago, King Eternal work for phasing the Hegemon and such?

August 22, 2016 12:24 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #17

This deck is pretty much 100% on the combo. The artifacts have very little value for recursion. I'm sure there may be a time where a dredge deck is going off and you need to recur Tormod's Crypt multiple times in order to stave off imminent defeat, but if that is happening you've already lost

August 22, 2016 8:17 p.m.

The_Grape says... #18

I see your point, but I was referring your commander and cards like Angel of Glory's Rise, Archeomancer, Auramancer and Balustrade Spy among others. I think you may have misunderstood me because the etb triggers of some of your creatures are very useful and if you could repeat them for free with King Brago you could get a lot of cards back you might not be able to otherwise.

I mean no disrespect, your deck is great, so don't take my suggestion the wrong way.

August 22, 2016 10:47 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #19

I see, in other words creating a limited version of the combo using Brago as a substitute for Angel Fiend Aristocrat until you can pull the combo, and possibly blinking tutors or attempting to manually mill the proper pieces without Mana Severance.

What would you suggest cutting?

August 22, 2016 11:30 p.m.

Coyotezzz says... #20

I got bored, sooo...

[Conspiracy] naming Eldrazi + [CoaxfromtheBlindEternities] + Archaeomancer

[Conspiracy] naming Eldrazi + [SpawnsireofUlamog]

[Painter'sServant] + [CleverImpersonator]/[Clone]/[MercurialPretender]/[PhantasmalImage]/[OtherShit] + [GlitteringWish] + [Archaeomancer]

[Research/Development] + [Archaeomancer]

[RingofMa'rf] + other... stuff.

September 23, 2016 4:32 p.m.

Coyotezzz says... #21

Wow, I don't know how that comment broke but it sure broke good.Anyway, love the deck so much.Buying it as soon as I get the money to.

September 23, 2016 4:33 p.m.

The_Grape says... #22

You need [[]] not just []

September 23, 2016 7:03 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #23

Research/Development has Green in color identity.

September 24, 2016 1:19 a.m.

This has got to be the most impressively ridiculous deck I've ever seen. Who the hell needs rules anyway when you can have a god-emperor sit in on your game?

November 16, 2016 2:02 a.m.

Berrin7 says... #25

I just wasted so much time reading this. That's a lie: TIME WELL SPENT!! AGGRESSIVE +1!!!

November 17, 2016 4:40 p.m.