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pie chart Sir LOLalot's Rat Problem




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Karnage says... #1

Needs m0ar Black Lotus

August 3, 2010 7:19 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #2

lol nah, i play standard lololololol

August 3, 2010 7:19 p.m.

Karnage says... #3

Coat of Arms !!! hahah

August 3, 2010 7:20 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #4

lol yes!

August 3, 2010 7:20 p.m.

Karnage says... #5

One day, I'll build a semi legit Relentless Rats deck and get four of my friends to come to fnm with me all using the same deck looool

August 3, 2010 7:21 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #6

that would be epic. one thing you dont wanna run into: Maelstrom Pulse

August 3, 2010 7:23 p.m.

Karnage says... #7

There should be a Relentless Rats day where all people use Relentless Rats decks at fnm. Maybe I'll build a Relentless Rats deck with Warp World haha

August 3, 2010 7:23 p.m.

Karnage says... #8

Ugh I hate Maelstrom Pulse its OP. You can kill any planeswalker, creature, enchantment or artifact with it which is fine but the "and all other permanents with the same name" part is too brutal

August 3, 2010 7:25 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #9

lol everyone vote for this deck please!

lets see how big we can get this mooker foother

August 3, 2010 7:25 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #10

ok decided i am actually making this deck.

August 3, 2010 7:30 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #11

common more votes!

August 3, 2010 7:30 p.m.

Karnage says... #12

lolwut do you have 2 alts or somethings? 4 score already? Hahahah tell me how it does at fnm this week. Are you taking your Khalni Hydra deck?

August 3, 2010 7:32 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #13

no lol but my mate and little brother have both voted for it. mate cos he likes me, lil brother cos otherwise he dies XD lol jk

and yeah I'll make this vermin deck for next fnm maybe but this week my hydra deck will be playing.

August 3, 2010 7:36 p.m.

Karnage says... #14

ahh haha of course~

Oo okay let me know how it does, I'm bringing my vampire deck back. I should get into the top 4 this time. The other two times I've played it, just screwy screwy luck...lost both times 2-1

First time and this was my first ever fnm too, lost 2-1 to grixis, I had Vampire Nocturnus out and I got mana flooded. For 4 turns the top card of my deck was a swamp...any one of those turns if it wasn't I would have won.

And the other time I lost 2-1 against Red deck wins, he took a mulligan and he had a bad hand, mine was great. He top decked into FOUR lightning bolts and 3 burst lightnings and just kept killing my creatures x.x it was so bad lol

August 3, 2010 7:53 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #15

lol sucks. yeah RDW is stinky

August 3, 2010 7:56 p.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #16

when i went against RDW he had 3 goblin guides in hand. i died.

August 3, 2010 7:57 p.m.

Karnage says... #17

Ugh that sucks, when I go against RDW I just have to bring him down to 0 faster then RDW does me. Nighthawk will always win me the game unless it's Lightning bolted and now Feast of Blood should help too

August 3, 2010 8:10 p.m.

dehboy says... #18

I hear a Thought Hemorrhage rapes this deck... :) Looks like fun though! :) Sign in Blood for more card draw?

Check out my new deck? Grixis Dredge

August 4, 2010 8:28 a.m.

Love it, I'm making a deck like this... Just need 22 more Relentless Rats >_<, but I'm scared of Haunting Echoes in a deck like this.

If you ever wanna have a lot of fun with this deck in Legacy, Thrumming Stone is a real good time, too.

August 4, 2010 10:34 a.m.

Slayerfan231 says... #20

You could splash green for Vines of Vastwood . Just in case of Maelstrom Pulse . I love the name of this deck btw.lol

August 5, 2010 12:48 a.m.

Karnage says... #21

I can understand my vampire-karnage being on top decks, and your Sacrificial Madness and Khalni Attack being on top decks, but this? SirLOLalot has a helluva rat problem I guess hahah

August 5, 2010 5:17 a.m.

nammertime says... #22

Splash some blue and play four Clone s.

August 5, 2010 6:01 a.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #23

awesome! top decks FTW!

August 5, 2010 8:34 a.m.

Phrancheyez says... #24

What's the point in Verdant Catacombs or Marsh Flats ? To make yourself lose life voluntarily? You don't have any landfall in the deck..I don't see a single logical explanation for that, even though this isn't exactly the most 'serious' of decks..

August 5, 2010 8:47 a.m.

Hidden_Blade says... #25

umm it helps to thin out the land in the deck, reduces chance of topdecking land, ect

August 5, 2010 8:49 a.m.

Vorxis says... #26

...If only Thrumming Stone were still standard...

August 5, 2010 10:07 a.m.

bosheck says... #27

Conundrum Sphinx ftw. Alternatively: Sun Titan ftw.

August 5, 2010 2:51 p.m.

Karnage says... #28

August 6, 2010 1:17 a.m.

Phrancheyez says... #29

Tru that..my bad. Good point!

August 6, 2010 3:20 p.m.

Dracog says... #30


August 6, 2010 11:16 p.m.

wraithsmk says... #31

A few years ago, my friend Jon built this deck..... he went top 4 at a local FNM...lost 2-0 to a goblin deck.....damn you Mogg Fanatic

August 8, 2010 4:15 a.m.

Phairen77 says... #32

you could run Dark Tutelage ?? lol +1 btw. i thought about making this exact deck pretty much haha

August 9, 2010 1:42 a.m.

_hotdog_ says... #33

August 9, 2010 8:43 p.m.

samiam2 says... #34

lol i always love Relentless Rats decks, +1 from me

August 12, 2010 4:41 p.m.

Stefan says... #35

Play Eldrazi Monument, no more worries of Pulses/DoJ:s. Also, rats become pretty lethal with flying.

August 13, 2010 5:40 p.m.

Ryuddo69 says... #36

Add some Swarmyard in place of some Swamps to keep your beginner rats alive.

August 15, 2010 1:28 p.m.

DJGingerAle says... #37

some doom blades or smothers? Second turn drops are no where to be seen here

August 16, 2010 5:03 a.m.

andmike says... #38

Hmmm. Would be interesting to get Liliana Vess in this deck. Activate her -8 ability when you have a graveyard full of rats. Rataggedon!

August 17, 2010 1:41 p.m.

VenserPW says... #39

Needs moar Thrumming Stone and Aluren.

October 12, 2010 8:10 p.m.
  • 1 from me i love the rats
October 17, 2010 8:24 p.m.

Kalani says... #41

+1! Hilarious. Takes me back to the days before the four card stipulation where people won tournaments with decks full of Plague Rats . I agree with dehboy on Sign in Blood , and any card draw really. How about Temple Bell ? Conundrum Sphinx would be a laugh. And I like the idea of Liliana Vess , if you perhaps Traumatize yourself first? I agree though that pain lands aren't helping you much. Someone did some kind of research on the mana flood fixing effect and it turned out to be really negligible in a deck with 20 or so lands anyway.

October 27, 2010 2:44 p.m.

CasualSax says... #42

dude! that would suck if you get Memoricide d

November 27, 2010 3:07 p.m.

gpmoon22 says... #43

+1 For rats! You could also try using Pennon Blade(+1+1 for every creature you control).

November 29, 2010 9:22 p.m.

you so need thrumming stone

November 30, 2010 12:54 p.m.

Jabbet says... #45

I think you should add Sign in Blood

December 6, 2010 6:47 a.m.

Notapepper says... #46

I judged you anyway. +1

December 28, 2010 2:08 a.m.

ishinagga says... #47

Random question. If you have multiple Coat of Arms in play do they stack?

March 19, 2011 12:01 p.m.

AX101 says... #48

I like the concept behind this deck. I'd get rid of the Marsh Flats and Verdant Catacombs and add in Sign in Blood .

March 23, 2011 3:14 a.m.

RonnehMac says... #49

yes i was going to put this up this is sweet and another card that would destroy you is Haunting Echoes But this deck is cool

April 6, 2011 9:56 p.m.

Daziac says... #50

olololololol Surgical Extraction

July 5, 2011 8:42 p.m.

ishinagga says... #51

Thrumming Stone.

July 6, 2011 5:22 p.m.

irishsk8er69 says... #52

I am going to throw this out there. Why not play card:Akroma's Memorial with the relentless rat deck??

October 12, 2011 2:03 a.m.

ZaLiTHkA says... #53

Oh hell yeah, +1! I got a good laugh out of this one. Looks like fun..

Here's an idea: Someone should make a 'Pied Piper' deck to counter it... :D Hehe... I think that one should be blue.

October 20, 2011 5:58 a.m.

kavumaster says... #54

bet i know what you're going to play turn three....

October 27, 2011 11:56 p.m.

TLBunny says... #55

Play Riple!

November 30, 2011 3:24 a.m.

TLBunny says... #56

November 30, 2011 11:58 a.m.

TheLouie57 says... #57

Thrumming Stone Indeed! Would you cry if someone used Surgical Extraction ?

December 22, 2011 10:32 p.m.

Kerz says... #58

January 27, 2012 4:31 p.m.

Nicolis says... #59

March 24, 2012 9:08 p.m.

TLBunny says... #60

why no thrumming stone =/

March 27, 2012 2:39 p.m.

kavumaster says... #61

@ nicolis

the Marsh FlatsMTG Card: Marsh Flats and Verdant CatacombsMTG Card: Verdant Catacombs are like a land that removes two lands making it more likely later on when you no longer need land that most of it will be gone

March 27, 2012 3:04 p.m.

vishnarg says... #62


April 9, 2012 5:32 p.m.

FlamingRage says... #63

Should be updated to include cards from Modern format..

August 17, 2013 2:21 a.m.

Ironrazer333 says... #64

Surgical Extraction = Exterminator

December 9, 2013 5:28 a.m.

vishnarg says... #65

Switch duress for thoughtseize

December 9, 2013 8:49 a.m.

vishnarg says... #66

Also thrumming stone over coat of arms

December 9, 2013 9:01 a.m.

p7fox says... #67

Coat of Arms doesn't seem like it would be that good. It would only give 1(+1/+1) counter as the only type of creature you have is rat.

August 25, 2014 4:23 p.m.

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