What is your favorite humorous non-unglued/unhinged card?

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Posted on June 4, 2017, 12:15 p.m. by RedmundR2

Gore-House Chainwalker

Flavor text: "If the pig's blood drips on you, you're next on the chain."

I love this card for so many reasons. First off, look at the full art. He's holding a fork in his left hand. Theres so many questions too. WTF is a 'Gore-House', and why is there a designated person that walks on chain carrying a pigs head? Do they take turns being the chainwalker? Why does he have a cage on his head? I dont think i've been able to find a probably unintentionally funnier card that wasn't like some really bad old art (looking at you, Phelddagrif)

tpmains says... #2

Definitely Goblin Balloon Brigade

June 4, 2017 1:50 p.m.

RedmundR2 says... #3

tpmains LMAO thats even better

June 4, 2017 1:57 p.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #4

Some personal favorites are Vexing Devil and Devil's Play.

June 4, 2017 3:25 p.m.

vishnarg says... #5

Shoving Match

June 4, 2017 3:27 p.m.

Izu_Korasu says... #6

Gorilla Titan is a classic

June 4, 2017 3:45 p.m.

DruneGrey says... #7

Hot Soup

June 4, 2017 4:53 p.m.

ticked-off-squirrel says... #8

i can't refuse Barrage of Expendables and Goblin Bombardment. both have funny lines. but Goblin Chariot is also funny. and of course Lobber Crew is also very funny. hell, every goblin card line is funny.

June 4, 2017 5:20 p.m.

abby315 says... #9

Goblin Spy is my favorite flavor text with some fantastic art :)

June 4, 2017 5:47 p.m. Edited.

DrLitebur says... #10

Lava Axe is my favorite. Just because...yeah.

June 4, 2017 5:49 p.m.

Agent_Fire says... #11

A card with great flavor text is Reckless Cohort

June 4, 2017 7:27 p.m.

K34 says... #12

Goblin Offensive is one I like. That, and Jackalope Herd.

June 4, 2017 8:24 p.m.

C4rnif3X says... #13

Storm Crow.

June 5, 2017 6:57 p.m.