Joke Decks

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Posted on Nov. 20, 2013, 8:34 p.m. by HarbingerJK

Who doesn't love a good joke deck? I know I do. I thought it would be cool to start a thread for players to share their wackiest creations! Post away!

Here's mine:


deck chart God Awful Control

SCORE: 6 | 12 COMMENTS | 279 VIEWS
Unformat* HarbingerJK Playtest

DaggerV says... #2

Well I made it a lot better a few months back with recent stuff, but my joke/fun deck is my cow (auroch) deck.


deck chart Ol' McDonald had a Farm

SCORE: 2 | 3 COMMENTS | 188 VIEWS
Casual DaggerV Playtest

November 20, 2013 8:58 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #3

Behold! The pinnicle of evolution! The mightiest of deck them all! None can challenge it and walk away not a gibbering, drooling mess of a man! Prepare yourself for


deck chart I Got 99 Lands and a Storm Crow Ain't One

SCORE: 94 | 72 COMMENTS | 6101 VIEWS
Commander / EDH GoldGhost012 Playtest

Game over.

November 20, 2013 9:14 p.m.

notamardybum says... #4

its not on here but i used to have a deck that involved Guttersnipe Archaeomancer and Cloudshift . basically Cloudshift Archaeomancer to get back a Cloudshift from the graveyard and repeat until out of white mana or til the opponent is dead. of course Guttersnipe is out on the battlefield while this is all happening

November 20, 2013 9:16 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #5

that actually sounds like a fun loop to play lol

November 20, 2013 9:37 p.m.

flyguy says... #6

I made one for fun:


deck chart Good luck with that creature

SCORE: 3 | 0 COMMENTS | 159 VIEWS
Standard flyguy Playtest

Surprisingly, it runs well and can actually win (but I would never play it.

November 20, 2013 9:47 p.m.

strateupjee says... #7

Undying Abuse, Almost Like Undying Love... back when undying was pretty new, this was hilarious!

November 20, 2013 9:53 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #8

@flyguy I actually have a deck like that but just Rakdos colored.


deck chart What a Terrible Night to Have a Curse

SCORE: 2 | 17 COMMENTS | 727 VIEWS

I just wanted to make a creatureless deck lol

November 20, 2013 10:12 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #9

Deck I have always wanted to make.

Zeus Farts

November 20, 2013 10:22 p.m.

My buddy Nick made a standard deck that was 56 Swamp + 4 Nightmare

November 20, 2013 11:48 p.m.

Araganor says... #11


deck chart Congress: The Gathering

SCORE: 7 | 1 COMMENTS | 294 VIEWS
Standard Araganor Playtest

Because why the hell not.

November 20, 2013 11:58 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #12

I don't actually own this deck. I made the list during an argument I was having with someone over why the Power 9 can't and won't ever be printed again (it's because they turn the game into a miserable and degenerate experience).


deck chart This is why we can't have the Power 9

SCORE: 78 | 61 COMMENTS | 14850 VIEWS

November 21, 2013 9:46 a.m.

HarbingerJK says... #13

@Rhadamanthus I've seen that deck lol you should start up an illegal deck tournament and run that

November 21, 2013 1:59 p.m.

flyguy says... #14

Speaking of power 9 (and you bring up a great point, Rhadamanthus):I made one called budget deck wins (but others are coming up when I type it in, so if you really want to, check my profile). Long story short: Approximately $34,000 on high price.

November 21, 2013 5:59 p.m.

megawurmple says... #15


Battle of Wins!

SCORE: 133 | 8 COMMENTS | 7272 VIEWS
Modern TitansFTW
Playtest

It's too broken to play at my local FNM.

November 21, 2013 6:17 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #16

TitansFTW I was hoping to see your deck show up here! lmao

November 21, 2013 6:29 p.m.

megawurmple says... #17

You knew it was going to. There was no way it wouldn't.

November 21, 2013 6:39 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #18

definitely not, I should have made this thread "Joke/OP Decks"

November 21, 2013 6:40 p.m.


deck chart 60 Creatures Dot Deck

SCORE: 27 | 22 COMMENTS | 3460 VIEWS

Some people might have tried it to varying degrees of effectiveness, but I've always thought of that as a complete joke deck. Although it does lead to funny matchups against dedicated LD, particularly if it's so dedicated that Roiling Terrain is the main win condition.

November 24, 2013 6:38 a.m.

The group of guys I play with thought it would be fun to use mtgcardsmith.com and creature not just cards from scratch, but entire EDH decks. We took inspiration from video games to make an entire deck based on "Left 4 Dead 2" and "Gears of War", "Bioshock Infinite" and "Borderlands 2".

On my own however, I wanted to make a deck that absolutely everyone would despise, so I made a wizard tribal deck based on "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" ;D

November 24, 2013 8:32 a.m.

Infral says... #21

Cause who wouldn't smack around some arses huh?


deck chart Spank that...

SCORE: 14 | 7 COMMENTS | 1086 VIEWS
Casual Infral Playtest

November 24, 2013 9:23 a.m.

HarbingerJK says... #22

well if we're getting into unglued/unhinged lol


deck chart Unloved

SCORE: 6 | 16 COMMENTS | 424 VIEWS
Unformat* HarbingerJK Playtest

November 24, 2013 12:20 p.m.

infinitemana says... #23

HarbingerJK: I don't understand why your deck is bad, is has 4 Storm Crow , which makes it inherently awesome.

November 24, 2013 1:37 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #24

@infinitemana oh it's bad...bad for my opponents ; p

November 24, 2013 9:08 p.m.

Some people haven't enjoyed the Yoked Ox , and I actually got ignored over it once... but I made this deck to see if you could win with just Yoked Ox , with support from enchantments, bestows, and Elspeth, Sun's Champion

deck-large:/the-yoked-ox-challenge/

November 27, 2013 7:22 a.m.

It's something I made in a private deck list, only $69

November 27, 2013 7:31 a.m.

Not as funny as others, but its all I got : )


deck chart Deep Blue Depths

SCORE: 12 | 3 COMMENTS | 640 VIEWS

November 27, 2013 7:52 a.m.

KrosanTusker says... #28

My deck is


deck chart PIGS!!!

SCORE: 37 | 6 COMMENTS | 3336 VIEWS


and I am also a big fan of ukkonen's

deck chart Blue Green burn

SCORE: 4 | 0 COMMENTS | 188 VIEWS
Casual* ukkonen Playtest

November 28, 2013 5:41 a.m.

OMGpopcorn says... #29

June 2, 2014 3:16 a.m.

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