Hello top 100
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on June 7, 2014, 11:29 a.m. by smackjack
Im now ranked 99 on T/O, so where does the top 100 hold their super secret meetings?
GoldGhost012 says... #5
Well, considering it's on fluffybunnypants's wall for the world to see, I think so.
June 7, 2014 11:46 a.m.
miracleHat says... #6
@flyguy, i have been using that meme too since it has been on fluffy's wall.
@smackjack: email [email protected] and have the subject be "tappedout-smackjack-rank-99". We will not reply if you don't have that specific subject for it will go to spam. From there, we will give you a shipping address for you to send the Black Lotus and when received, you may be included in important decisions for the future.
June 7, 2014 12:01 p.m.
We'll provide further instructions regarding your initiation.
For now, we need you to obtain a paddling pool, vodka, and a bulk pack of children's drinking straws.
You have 48 hours.
Good luck, and god speed.
June 7, 2014 12:05 p.m.
miracleHat says... #8
If you are too young to Acquire vodka, you may instead get some energy drinks to keep us awake late at night. Sound reasonable Chief?
June 7, 2014 12:09 p.m.
Unforgivn_II says... #9
He doesn't simply allow us to use his meme, he applauds us for doing so. With another meme of course.
June 7, 2014 12:13 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #11
Don't forget the pool table. I require a pool table.
June 7, 2014 12:17 p.m.
Its hard to find the 12 Black Lotus you are requesting, but im working on it. I have a special white border Storm Crow tho. What are my chances if i send 10 Black Lotus and the white border Storm Crow ? Will i still be accepted?
Do you need enough vodka to fill the entire pool, or are we gonna mix it with something?
Im excited to become a part of this secret society :D
June 7, 2014 12:19 p.m.
miracleHat says... #17
I guess that we have to try it out then. Everybody down?
June 7, 2014 12:27 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #21
You guys and your mixing of the vodka.
Just pour it straight down my mouth.
Lets do this.
June 7, 2014 4:04 p.m.
Lets fill the pool with mojito! The crushed ice might be troublesome so we need to set up a Bonfire of the Damned
June 7, 2014 5:41 p.m.
This is cracking me up. But I now feel the need to throw myself under the bus.
I skipped initiation and I've been top 100 for like 8 months. Oops. My bad guys.
June 7, 2014 6:14 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #30
Or.... you can just pour the mojito down my throat.
Seriously, I'm a blast for the sooner when I'm..... intoxicated.
Except for Tequila. We don't speak of that night.
June 7, 2014 6:20 p.m.
We have a way of dealing with this too.
Guys. Fetch the ants.
June 7, 2014 6:21 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #32
Oh! That's the solution!
You give me all the alcohol except tequila, and you fill the pool with the tequila!
June 7, 2014 6:21 p.m.
vampirelazarus Its time.. The time has come.. Now.. Tell your tequila story.
June 7, 2014 6:32 p.m.
miracleHat says... #36
First time drinking was at a magic game. The loser had to take a shot, but i lost and they convinced me to take 2 shots. From there, something about Griselbrand having butt sex with Avacyn, Angel of Hope jokes going around. God save my brother's fraternity.
June 7, 2014 7:51 p.m.
miracleHat says... #37
For those continuing to read this, you must also listen to this remix for the complete package.
June 7, 2014 7:58 p.m.
vampirelazarus you are not the only one who's life lost a big chunk of dignity for every tequila shot. Share and i will share my worst story while intoxicated by tequila. Spoiler: It involves police and death threats..
June 7, 2014 7:58 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #39
Alright....
Basically, I was supposed to go on a date with this girl, and she didn't show for like tow hours, so I went to a party with some friends.
One guy was like "Here, have this huge glass of tequila - IT HAS MONSTER IN IT!!!!"
So I did.And ended up trying to kill myself with the little round thing in pizza boxes that keep the cheese off the lid..... Or so they say. There was blood the next morning, so it has some validity to it.
/shrugs
June 7, 2014 8:16 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #41
Im not seeking advice, we ended up dating for awhile, and then she suddenly stopped talking to me.
well, I might seek advice at some point in time. :P
But, I'd rather hear (or read) your guys' stories than talk about me.
BRING ON THE FUN.
June 7, 2014 8:28 p.m.
I want to be a doctor so I must refrain from posting stories of wild nights / weekends / weeks.
June 7, 2014 8:52 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #44
Well, we wouldn't have known if your hadn't told us...
June 7, 2014 9:04 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #45
Alright, since you shared I have this gem.
Be me
Be visiting Mexico during spring break on a family trip
Meet some locals
Become convinced that you are supposed to drink the whole fifth
Challenge accepted
Now convinced that it's custom to eat the worm
Uhhh ok....
Eat worm and proceed to trip like I've never tripped before
MRW I am followed by 1,000,000 6" tall red devils all the way home to the hotel:
June 7, 2014 9:14 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #46
Huh, I thought you ate the worm too....
Funny stuff.
Did the devils say anything?
June 7, 2014 9:20 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #47
Congrats to Ohthenoises for making me spit ginger ale out of my nose.
June 7, 2014 9:44 p.m.
miracleHat says... #49
Spitting ginger al through your nose eh? I didn't know that noses spit. proceeds to get ginger ale to try
June 7, 2014 9:47 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #50
vampirelazarus Turns out the worm has been soaking in the mescal for so long that it starts to gain hallucinogenic properties. So yea....
They weren't saying anything.
Think this with a cape:
flyguy says... #2
Congrats! (Cue Ohthenoises).
I'll need verification, but I'm pretty sure that the top 100 has a secret passcode and an entry fee (give or take 12 Black Lotus and a Storm Crow ) for their weekly meetings in the Homicidal Seclusion of yeaGO's draft decks on his page.
Can anybody verify?
June 7, 2014 11:35 a.m.