This deck can get you free drinks, whats not to like?
Every card in this deck has a purpose towards winning the game, even though it's pretty much singleton!
Ashnod's Coupon
+ R & D's Secret Lair is probably the most potent game breaking combo in this deck. Never again will you have to succumb to a dry throat AND an empty wallet during a game.
Chaos Confetti
is a very good removal for literally everything.
Jack-in-the-Mox
for mana problems and it avoids deadly cards like
Pale Moon
Mirror Mirror
is a counter to decks that are better than yours.
My First Tome
is a card draw for 1 every turn.
Pointy Finger of Doom
is another removal provided you don't have much to lose.
Rod of Spanking
adds a new element of embarrassment to the MtG metagame. Opponents won't know how to cope with it!
Time Machine
and
Double Deal
for those long sets.
Deal Damage
Deal and Damage are probably the most used words, making this almost a guaranteed free card in hand all the time.
Goblin Tutor
can tutor ANYTHING, how broken is that?
Face to Face
is almost strictly better than Lava Axe which costs 3 more!
Game of Chaos can win you the game from 1 vs. 500 life IN ONE CAST. Needless to say it deserves to be in the deck even though it's not "Un".
Landfill
like
Chaos Confetti
is a potent removal, but the pieces are BIGGER.
Strategy, Schmategy
is the go-to board wipe.
Curse of the Fire Penguin
is another meta defining card that confuses the opponent.
Ricochet
for anti-rush down spells.
Yet Another AEther Vortex
helps speed up your deck, it is red isn't it?
Chicken Egg
2 costing 4/4 flying? Yes please!
Clay Pigeon
prevents damage to you while also showing how sick you are at catching things.
Goblin Bookie
helps mitigate some of the little bits of RNG of the deck.
Goblin Bowling Team
STRIKE!!
Goblin Mime
Goblin Secret Agent
for mindgames and to make bond references while getting your free drink "Not shaken or stern because it'll get all fizzy."
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
can be an efficient card if there is something in the way of it, like a porcupine.
Hurloon Wrangler
fits greatly in the meta of blue jeans.
Jalum Grifter
can score you tons of damage if you know what you're doing. Just don't bet in front of the card shop owners.
Krazy Kow
is another board wipe but on a creature. Very good against the lactose intolerant.
Orcish Paratroopers
adds a new meaning to dynamic entries.
Red-Hot Hottie
gives death-touch to creatures if you're playing in a library.
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
adds the element of surprise this deck certainly needs.
Six-y Beast
is a 6/6 for 4, just look at how six-y this card is!
Spark Fiend
Just look at all that rules text, it's gotta be good.
Togglodyte
to force some spells
Toy Boat
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Urza's Science Fair Project
is a colorless Morphling! Too good.
