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Commander / EDH* Mono-Red Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (28)

• 1x Assquatch
• 1x Chicken Egg
• 1x Clay Pigeon
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Garbage Elemental C
• 1x Goblin Bookie
• 1x Goblin Bowling Team
• 1x Goblin Haberdasher
• 1x Goblin Mime
• 1x Goblin Secret Agent
• 1x Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
• 1x Hammer Jammer
• 1x Hurloon Wrangler
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x It That Gets Left Hanging
• 1x Krazy Kow
• 1x Modular Monstrosity
• 1x Orcish Paratroopers
• 1x Painiac
• 1x Party Crasher
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
• 1x Six-y Beast
• 1x Spark Fiend
• 1x Steel Squirrel
• 1x Three-Headed Goblin
• 1x Urza's Science Fair Project

Artifact (14)

• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Handy Dandy Clone Machine
• 1x Kindslaver
• 1x Krark's Other Thumb
• 1x Mad Science Fair Project
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Pointy Finger of Doom
• 1x Proper Laboratory Attire
• 1x Split Screen
• 1x Staff of the Letter Magus
• 1x Time Machine
• 1x World-Bottling Kit

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Box of Free-Range Goblins
• 1x Double Deal
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Hammer Helper
• 1x The Countdown Is at One
• 1x The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
• 1x Touch and Go

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
• 1x Ricochet
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex

Commander (1)

Instant (7)

• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x Just Desserts
• 1x Mana Flair
• 1x Punctuate
• 1x Super-Duper Death Ray

Land (40)

• 1x City of Ass
• 37x Mountain
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 1x Watermarket

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I really wanted to build an un commander, and I happened to have some red sleeves lying around, so why not?

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 20 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.78
Tokens	4/4 R Creature Chicken, Goblin 1/1 R, Homunculus 2/2 U