My Bantches and Their Sandwiches
Standard
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Dishwasher Removed —Feb. 17, 2014
We were having some problems with the sandwhich making process, Kiora's Follower thought he could steal my sandwiches by untapping my bantches... Needless to say, I kicked that no-good-loathsome-piece-of-poo out of the deck. Going to try to get some more help from Sylvan Caryatid and a new bantch Prime Speaker Zegana
sonofabelll says... #4
I like to think of Kiora's Follower as a very manly woman......
January 29, 2014 8:32 p.m.
GodzillaKingofMonsters says... #5
I think Kiora's Follower is a dish washer. No one wants to be the dish washer. It's a hard, dirty job. You gotta be a beefy man to dishwash. Can't be having no skinny bantches wash dishes, they need to be making sandwiches.
I fell like maybe Gladecover Scout could help bring in the sandwiches? She's definitely got sammies, although maybe not full blown SANDWICHES. Plus you could use some 1 drops? Gum drops? Dessert!?
January 29, 2014 9:32 p.m.
sonofabelll says... #6
lol, it's a good thought, but I have no enchantments to put on her! I'd much sooner run a Dryad Militant in the 1 drop slot, but the truth is, i love the mana ramp from kiora's follower. I'll play test around and see how it all runs.
January 29, 2014 9:53 p.m.
I guess that's one way to inject sexism into Magic.
February 10, 2014 3:29 p.m.
Fun deck...unfortunately Archangel of Thune doesn't do it. You only gain life with Sphinx's Revelation . Better served with AEtherling and Prime Speaker Zegana . Think of aetherling like the Mac daddy pimp of bantches
Gobran says... #1
+1 for the lolz. Wait, is Kiora's Follower bringing me sandwiches too?
January 29, 2014 8:25 p.m.