I'm what happens when a bunch of poorly-disguised slivers hiding in a hat and trench coat become radicalized by the Machine Orthodoxy and wish to spread the good word of Phyrexia to all non-compleat.

I enjoy obsessing over and constantly updating my curated decks, blogging about how their archetypes and functions may change as new cards are spoiled from each new set Wizards releases. Additionally, I enjoy using CSS to customize my deck pages adding Easter eggs and memes for added flavor and (mostly my) amusement. Please feel free to make a post on my user page, or any of my deck pages if you wish to talk magic - especially when it pertains to any of my format specialties.

Goyfs-R-Us says... #1

Cool page, fellow member of the Hivemind.

May 13, 2023 5:50 p.m.

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"Witch commander"

I hate to be that "awkchuwally" guy, but it's Witch-Maw (source. Other than that, this deck looks awesome. What kind of mileage do you get out of Norn's Choirmaster? I has my curiosity, but am having a hard time finding it a slot in my own personal deck.

June 4, 2023 3:38 a.m.

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“That’s it, man...game over, man. Game over!” - Hudson, Aliens

Such an excellent improvised line. Are you excited for Commander Legends? FINALLY a set that actually has dedicated room for Slivers. I'm so excited. My wallet is not. LOL

June 3, 2023 12:02 a.m.

Eventually the Sigarda player of our group changed her out for something different altogether - he got tired of always being dog piled on. I guess the lesson from that is don't make the deck too linear and easy to predict.

May 20, 2023 12:23 p.m.

I'm very familiar with Sigarda, Host of Herons as im one of the aforementioned pilers who want to stop the Volton nightmare from coming online. Stax is the key. Build the deck anticipating the animosity from the table by incorporating cards like Crawlspace, Silent Arbiter, Karmic Justice, Ghostly Prison, and Winds of Rath.

Just gotta be more hostile to make people think twice.

May 20, 2023 11:57 a.m.

I think you chose the wrong commander for a voltron strategy. Sigarda, Font of Blessings appears to lend herself to a human/angel tribal Archetype. Sigarda, Host of Herons is more suited to voltron IMO.

May 20, 2023 12:17 a.m.
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