Just Chatting - Take 3
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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda
Third time's a charm.
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elpokitolama says... #2
GlistenerAgent D&T lookatmynomoreannoyingprofilepage.dec :D
Actually, I'm on par with twin. It isn't an easy match-up, but it's winable.
If I meet someone that play a single copy of that insane bridge ****, I promise I'll burn his house down >,<
I definitively should have a full playset of disenchant. :<
July 22, 2015 3:18 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #3
I reject your anti-Lantern Control movement JWiley129.
Now I want everyone to imagine a world where Ensnaring Bridge costs 2 mana.
Also, does anyone else think it's a little weird that I keep hunting for shocklands when the Modern decks I'm building (Affinity and Lantern Control) are primarily colorless and don't use shocks?
July 22, 2015 3:21 p.m. Edited.
GlistenerAgent says... #4
If Bridge costed two mana, I wouldn't care a hoot. I'd just play my four mana sorcery or attack with Hierarch. Easy game.
July 22, 2015 3:29 p.m.
Alright. T1 Dark Rit EBridge One With Nothing. It's pretty much a soft lock.
July 22, 2015 6:25 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #6
6tennis what happens if I play storm or Jace or Abrupt Decay or anyone of about a billion cards that are legal in legacy that get around it. Plus your deck is running One with Nothing :)
July 22, 2015 6:30 p.m.
I uh, thought we were talking ensnaring bridge in modern. Not legacy. Cuz there's already an ensnaring bridge deck in legacy, it's called Painter
July 22, 2015 6:36 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #8
Any number of decks that contain no creatures would disagree with you. Bridge is a brick against a lot of things.
July 22, 2015 6:37 p.m.
LiveForChaos:I am by no means an expert, but I do have some advice. It's a little clunky, but a very good core idea. You can very easily get the point across. I made an alternative poem structured around yours if you care to see it below. I am not at all saying that it's better, just that )in my opinion) it flows a little better.
ADAPTATION TO LiveForChaos's poem
Insults
Cast carelessly, tossed aside like a match lit aflame
Ethically absent, lacking in design
But structurally sound enough to wear at the foundations
At the back of your mind.
The cruel mans tool
He found use for it as man found use for fire
But as embers burn, they shelter in turn
No such thing can be said for slander.
The cold flame, uncaring and consuming
Smoldering endlessly
END OF POEM
This, I think, spends less time explaining what is happening to the narrator, and more time for the reader to add his/her own input. Thoughts? Again, not saying it's batter at all.
July 22, 2015 6:55 p.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #10
Hey, how many people would want to help make a deck that is intended to be horrible to people better at doing so? Specifically by cutting cards from it. I don't want to show it to the general public just yet because it's a deck that I don't own yet and I always feel weird asking for advice on decks I don't have.
July 22, 2015 7:08 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #11
Hearthstone players: Given that I do not want to spend money on the game if at all possible, would you advise saving my gold to open the wings of Naxxramas/Blackrock Mountain or just playing Arena a bunch? I'm trying to work my way into Demonlock, which does require a few Naxx cards, but getting that much gold seems like a terrific slog. My guess is that the guaranteed pack I get from each Arena run will give me enough dust to craft the cards I need anyway.
July 22, 2015 9:02 p.m.
Just play wow, it will consume your life faster while proving to be more fulfilling.
July 22, 2015 9:12 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #13
I hate MMO games, or whatever stuff that looks like LoL is called. Fighting/shooting games are also not my jam. Sports, adventure and turn based strategy mostly.
July 22, 2015 9:27 p.m. Edited.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #14
I play an array of games, consisting of all genres.
in other news:
this is your left!
this is your left.
Thats your left!
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
July 22, 2015 9:29 p.m.
HolyFalcon says... #15
So, today I almost lost all my trades by spilling soda on my binder.
Thank god it only got on the cover.
July 22, 2015 9:51 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #16
This is why I don't bring soda cans to Magic.
It better be closeable or you keep it the fuck away from my cards.
July 22, 2015 9:58 p.m.
HolyFalcon says... #17
lol, that's why I'm never leaving a soda can next to my binder on a floor ever again.
July 22, 2015 10:12 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #18
My eyes want me to sleep but it's only 10:15 so I probably wouldn't even fall asleep for hours.
July 22, 2015 10:13 p.m.
HolyFalcon says... #19
GoldGhost012: I sometimes take some Melatonin before trying to go to sleep, it helps a lot.
July 22, 2015 10:15 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #20
should we be starting JC4 yet?
i feel like it might be time or something.
July 22, 2015 10:21 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #23
Maybe some day we'll have a JC with absolutely no shitposting.
July 22, 2015 10:28 p.m.
Coinman1863 says... #24
That will happen when the internet doesn't exist anymore sadly, Epoc.
July 22, 2015 10:29 p.m.
Magicrafter I talked to my doc about melatonin cuz I had been using it for three weeks and wanted to know exactly what the side effects were since it is literally the only over the counter hormone you can buy.
Apparently if you take like, 2-3mg a few hours before bed, it's "probably" fine. However, some bottles come in 5mg tablets. And... that can fuck with your body really badly. In fact, there really isn't enough data to say that the 2-3mg tablets don't fuck with your body.
As to what it does? Well, I didn't understand all of the specifics, but if you take too much it causes a chain reaction in your body, eventually ending up fucking with your pituitary gland in your brain. And then it ends up with you lactating. Even if you're a guy. So yea, I decided that i'd rather be a little sleep deprived than chance that happening.
July 22, 2015 11:36 p.m. Edited.
HolyFalcon says... #32
I am playing the jankiest 5c Dragon Sealed deck on MTGO rn.
July 22, 2015 11:52 p.m.
So i've been working on a U/R Nin, the Pain Artist Tiny Leaders deck, with the win con being any combination of: Comet Storm, Banefire, Rolling Earthquake, Ghitu Fire, Magmaquake, Invoke the Firemind, and most importantly: Recall. The rest of the deck is card draw, removal, and artifact ramp.
Iceberg is super cool in the deck, as it really powers up the burn spells and can be pumped if there's nothing to do, and Scorched Earth is great for getting rid of problem utility lands.
July 23, 2015 12:39 a.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #35
Exactly what I was thinking tibs.
Also, does anyone else find the automated comment system annoying when someone moves a thread? I mean, maybe it's just me, but it feels more like a bot, which is precisely why I like this site compared to others.
July 23, 2015 9:45 a.m.
Epochalyptik says... #37
It is now. I could probably get Go to customize it a bit more. I didn't write the automessage.
July 23, 2015 11:41 a.m.
What's that?
Mfwy friend tries to describe Alpha Brawl to me
"Um, it's a spellcard, I think"
"K, what color?"
"I think it's a fire card"
"Cool, what does it do?"
"It makes all the opponent's minions attack each other I think"
"Nice"
For real. "Fire card"? You understand how doublestrike works but you call it a fire card? UGGGGGHHHHH.
July 23, 2015 1:42 p.m.
I would totally start calling my creatures minions if that damned Steve Carell movie hadn't ruined the word. It's literally pulled a Twilight.
And am I the only one who doesn't find these cardboard crack panels funny? All the jokes are just so forced and fall flat.
July 23, 2015 2:25 p.m. Edited.
filledelanuit says... #43
Why are people so bad a driving????
I was getting lunch (Chipotle fo Life!!!!) and so idiot stopped his car in the middle of a 4 lane road got out in the middle of the road and I nearly hit him. WHAT THE FUCK people??????
July 23, 2015 2:34 p.m.
Oh, and I should mention,
"What deck are you running?"
"What's running"
"...what deck do you play?"
"Death"
"Can you go into detail?"
"Whaddaya mean"
Are you fucking shitting me.
lordoftheshadows What state are you in?
July 23, 2015 3:29 p.m. Edited.
ABadMagicPlayer100 says... #46
@6tennis, I am simultaneously facepalming and lmao.
July 23, 2015 4:20 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #47
Whenever I get a notification the Epochalyptik has commented on one of the rules questions that I've answered, I am like:

How did I fuck up?
July 23, 2015 5:27 p.m.
bijschjdbcd says... #49
Do you have an Xbox 360 ABadMagicPlayer100?
I swear I have seen someone with a really similar GT.
July 23, 2015 10:45 p.m.
ABadMagicPlayer100 says... #50
I do, but I never use it, and that isn't my gamertag.


kyuuri117 says... #1
Stuck an ensnaring bridge into my mono black tiny leaders deck. Very pleased with myself.
July 22, 2015 3:13 p.m.