Slime Against Humanity with Ramp

Standard Arena Counters Discard Jank RG (Gruul)

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Creature (12)

• 2x Intrepid Paleontologist
• 4x Llanowar Elves
• 4x Magmakin Artillerist
• 2x Twitching Doll

Sorcery (16)

• 2x Grab the Prize
• 14x Slime Against Humanity

Land (22)

• 4x Fabled Passage
• 15x Forest
• 3x Mountain

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Terrasymbiosis

Instant (6)

• 2x Abrade
• 4x Bite Down

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Here comes some Jank!

Ramp with Llanowar Elves and Intrepid Paleontologist

Remove with Abrade and Bite Down

Drop Terrasymbiosis then cast too many Slime Against Humanitys to replenish your hand more and more each time.

Find Magmakin Artillerist and discard your >7 card hand to close out the game.

Big slimes help, too.

Let me know if you see improvements!

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Rares 2 - 0 Uncommons 28 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.47
Tokens	Ooze 0/0 G, Spider 2/2 G