Rage-Quit River

Legacy Theme/Gimmick

OneStrawSoldier

Instant (4)

• 4x Camouflage

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Lure
• 4x Raging River
• 3x Snowblind

Artifact (3)

• 3x Ice Cauldron

Creature (22)

• 4x Boggart Brute
• 3x Joven's Ferrets
• 3x Marton Stromgald
• 4x Primordial Hydra
• 4x Timber Wolves
• 4x Yuan Shao, the Indecisive

Land (20)

• 10x Snow-Covered Forest
• 10x Snow-Covered Mountain

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The invasion of confusion is coming by land and sea! Make new mtg players rage quit forever by forming a band with Timber Wolves and Boggart Brute and then assign them both to opposite side of Raging River . Put Lure on Yuan Shao, the Indecisive and assign all your other creatures where you see fit along the river. When you are prepped and ready, cast Camouflage and attack to make your opponent cry looking up the rulings. Separating all their creatures into all those piles will surely annoy even the most steadfast defender.

I picked Ice Cauldron as the most appropriate card to help speed up the deck, just make sure you don't explain to your opponent clearly what you're doing as you go.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.67