Smart Ass

Creature — Donkey Wizard

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.

Legality

Format	Legality
Archenemy	Legal
Casual	Legal
Commander: Rule 0	Legal
Custom	Legal
Limited	Legal
Pauper EDH	Legal
Planar Constructed	Legal
Planechase	Legal
Quest Magic	Legal
Unformat	Legal
Vanguard	Legal

Discussion (7)

Boza on State based action with +1 …

4 years ago

I had the correct rule the first time, but I had to go and be a Smart Ass...

BlackSirius on DONKEY!

5 years ago

So I just found out about these bad asses: Smart Ass , Bad Ass , Dumb Ass , Cheap Ass , and Fat Ass . The cherry on top is City of Ass . I'm thinking I might need to make a deck around these guys

koylucumert on Fuck Me Daddy

5 years ago

again also why didnt you play asses? Bad Ass Smart Ass City of Ass etc.

Argy on G-20.In

5 years ago

Cheers Deadpoo111

Glad you got the joke ... PARTICULARLY the Smart Ass

I was wondering who would notice that.

Deadpoo111 on G-20.In

5 years ago

Great deck m8, made me laugh, especially Smart Ass +1

RazortoothMtg on Card creation challenge

7 years ago

Tinkerer's Contraption

Artifact- Contraption

When ~ becomes assembled, put a +1/+1 counter on each rigger you control. Shuffle ~ into your library.

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Jhoira, Ghitu Tinkerer

Legendary Creature- Human Artificer Rigger

, : Assemble (Choose target Contraption you control. If it's not assembled, assemble it and it becomes assembled (Kind of like monstrous where it just 'is' monstrous once it becomes monstrous)).

Whenever a Contraption you control becomes assembled, return it to it's owner's hand at end of turn.

2/2

Make another Un-Set Ass (Cheap Ass, Smart Ass, Bad Ass, Dumb Ass, Fat Ass, and Assquatch)

Panzerforge on The Cheap Deck Club Committee

8 years ago

Is it Urza's Hot Tub?
That'd give the page a little Sex Appeal.
Sorry, I'm just being a Smart Ass.
I'm sure whatever Remodel you want to do is for the Greater Good.
Okay, okay, I'll stop being such a Dumb Ass and Get a Life...