A Repeat After Me Song?

Casual* Budget Casual Mono-Blue

speedchicken29

Creature (20)

• 4x _____
• 2x Carnivorous Death-Parrot
• 4x Cheatyface
• 2x Johnny, Combo Player
• 2x Magical Hacker
• 2x Question Elemental?
• 2x Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
• 2x Togglodyte

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Ambiguity
• 2x Bureaucracy
• 2x Common Courtesy
• 2x Free-for-All
• 4x Now I Know My ABC's

Artifact (4)

• 2x My First Tome
• 2x Rod of Spanking

Land (23)

• 20x Island
• 1x Quicksand
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Instant (2)

• 2x Flaccify

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Sideboard

Instant (2)

• 2x Flaccify

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Your goal here is not to win but to just sit there and troll because this is unhinged. However, this deck can still win on demand. The win condition is _ and Now I Know My ABC's because you can change the __ name to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

SpeedChicken's Guide to Playing This Deck:

1. If you really want to win, mulligan until you've got at least one of the winning combo pieces

2. Otherwise, just take whatever hand you get and troll :)

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.14
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C