My conspiracy theory
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Posted on Dec. 22, 2022, 10:05 p.m. by FormOverFunction
I think we’re going to find out that all of the Urza’s we’ve been playing with are actually imposters. Why? They never show him wearing glasses! We will know the true Urza by his Urza’s glasses.
He begins each day as lowly Tim the sorcerer, but when the storyline needs him, he puts on the glasses and becomes...Big Brother...
December 22, 2022 10:15 p.m.
FormOverFunction says... #4
Niko9 if I was good at this I would have thought of Superman jokes to fit in here. Thank you for the cover support!
December 23, 2022 9:49 a.m.
FormOverFunction says... #5
No wonder I couldn’t get this to work: I had it backwards. Glasses of Urza. Jeepers.
December 23, 2022 9:52 a.m.
seshiro_of_the_orochi says... #6
Totally might be. Btw, who's that weird old dude over there?
December 23, 2022 10:40 a.m.
FormOverFunction says... #7
seshiro_of_the_orochi now THAT guy needs some GLASSES.
December 23, 2022 1:48 p.m.
plakjekaas says... #9
But to be sure to see the destruction caused by Urza's Ruinous Blast, some Sunglasses of Urza are sorely needed.
December 23, 2022 3:10 p.m.
FormOverFunction says... #10
plakjekaas exactly - all of that with not a single painting or sketch of him with eyewear. He’s a total fraud.
Niko9 says... #2
I mean, I've never seen urza and prodigal sorcerer in the same place at the same time : )
December 22, 2022 10:09 p.m.